Internet Rock Paper Scissors

This has been a success on another board I visit so I thought I'd try it here.

Basically I post a picture, you post one that "beats" it in any way you can think of.

For example if someone posts a tyre, you may post a nail. The next person may post a hammer, or they may post a nail file or anything like that.

No NSFW images please (other forums descended into tatood penises and circumcision), and no super weapons (Eg NUKE LOLZ!, Ninja beats everything lolz!).

Link the image using the tags and no stupid sized images.

I'll start:

http://www.cineybso.com/fotos%20noti...e/superman.jpg

Ninjas are cooler.

http://static.dirtymicrobe.com/image...tian_large.jpg

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/pirate-9.jpg

No pirates are.

http://files.turbosquid.com/Preview/...4.jpgLarge.jpg

Modern Combat owns the pirate!

Islamist insurgent terrorism owns Modern Combat. Theres still a war in iraq for this reason. We will never win. EDIT: he looks like a ninja, as does his wife.

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/...lt-368x512.jpg

Chuck Norris owns all!
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/im...is-Posters.jpg

RAZORS http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...px-Wikiraz.jpg

His power is in his beard.

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/9398/emowi4.th.jpg

Emo's pwn razors, good for cutting themselves.

God that picture is really small...

http://www.creativepro.com/img/story/042204_fg1.jpg

Don't be sad, be happy!

http://www.la-petroleuse.com/catalog.../skinheads.gif
skin heads wipe the smiles of your faces by violence

Prisons own skinheads. Mainly the fact that they come out different and have done gay things in the showers. Go correction!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/berkshire/conte...03_203x152.jpg

http://musicametal.blogosfere.it/ima...haved_bald.jpg

Corey Taylor (singer Slipknot and Stone Sour) owns all baldies and jails!

Slipknot sucks, stop dropping band names VoX it isn't cool. I can't see how he owns anything, he probably sold most of his stuff to buy tattoos.

Pikachu owns all bands as he can destroy all their equipment with electricity.

http://www.boston.com/news/globe/ide...ac/pikachu.gif

Blastoise
http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/ani009.gif

Water fucks up electricity, cute ickle Pikachu dies. (Please try not to do anymore pokemon :p).

//I believe lightning beats water in the fucked up world of pokemon, so Charlie fails ;p

Blastoise crossing the road, when suddenly...

http://akvis.com/img/examples/colori...w-car-body.jpg

A CAR APPEARS

http://www.amix.ca/photo22.jpg
Car crusher owns teh car

http://darkdiamond.net/wp-content/up...ht-ryuichi.jpg

Phoenix Wright owns the car crusher by suing the owner of the car crusher for destroying the car and prosecuting them for the murder of the occupant of the vehicle. This makes them bankrupt and in jail so the car crusher can no longer be paid for and ends up on the skip.

http://www.duilaws.com/oklahoma/okla...john-hunsucker

Real attorney's are better. And this guy looks like an attorney pro :D

http://school.discoveryeducation.com...ages/judge.gif

Judges have the final say.

Hookers pwn judges, they have secs with them and then release the story to a newspaper or the judges wife.

http://www.georgeblowfish.com/prostitute.jpg

http://www.biblehelp.org/images/stacks%20of%20money.jpg

Cause without it, theres no prostitutes, and without them, there is no judges that have fun.

http://people.ucsc.edu/~mdnguyen/thief.gif
Thieves steal money.

http://www.quickstopentertainment.co...hotfuzz-02.jpg

The police catch the thieves.

http://www.atkcommunity.com/imagehos...5967e7e9bf.jpg

Chavs throw bottles at police and don't respect their authority, police powerless due to paperwork.

Lightning Owns chavs gold, and guess what Lightning doesnt care too much for Authritayyyy

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/im...ng-Posters.jpg

http://www.path.cam.ac.uk/images/rec...-chippings.gif

Polystyrene does not conduct electricity.

http://www.propacksolutions.co.uk/pr...le_mailers.jpg
bubble wrap is a cooler form of package protection and has multiple uses

http://www.livescience.com/images/051102_fingers_03.jpg

Hand with lots of fingers to pop bubble wrap.

Islam cuts off hands of criminals under shariah law...

http://www.mrdowling.com/images/605islam.gif

http://www.myteespot.com/images/thumbs/t_6410_01.jpg

Ghosts eat Pacman, err Islam, eat a big pellet next time!

http://www.dvdtimes.co.uk/images/Chr...season6box.jpg

I know she kills vampires, but also supernatural ghost things, so thus;

Buffy owns ghosts.

Ah but you forget SG1 owns buffy

http://images.mmorpg.com/images/news...g_complete.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi.../Ffxiicase.jpg

Final Fantasy has more sequels.

http://www.consolas.es/wp-content/uploads/xbox-360.jpg
Final is on PS2, but the XBox 360 is better than the PS2

My original gameboy owns all consoles/pc's

it has 1tb of ram promise!

http://devgba.snowcristals.net/images/Gameboy.png

http://digitalbattle.com/wp-content/...5110136976.jpg

New automatically owns old. Thus PSP beat GB.

My images are being gay, so can some1 post a picture of a hammer pls? against the PSP

http://www.wpclipart.com/tools/hammer/hammer_1.png

There ya go.

http://www.logodesignweb.com/stockph...ls/spanner.jpg

Spanner's are cooler than Hammers.