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    How to Necro.

    1: Read this.
    2: Click on my avatar
    3: Click "See posts by this user"
    4: Read.
    Take that ya one-eyed, bomb-lobbin', cactus eatin', pot bellied, thug fat jigglin-chicken whoopin' big, back-stabbin lob-armed creepy spastic bloody, blind-eyed pashy little twitchy pickle-headed rocke- hoppin, potato-poppin' phony two-faced stealthy mutant bastard!


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    Re: How to Necro.

    1: Gain a tome of necromancy.
    2: Click on the tome to begin studying.
    3: Learn Animus Thread.
    4: Cast on thread, giggle as it is risen.
    5: Learn other spells, to increase your ability to thread necro.
    6: Watch out for Paladins of Anti-Spam, who hunt thread necromancers, forum trolls and pyromaniacs ("flamers") without rest.

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    Re: How to Necro.

    This thread is also known as how to piss Oric off the most without punching him in the face.

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    Re: How to Necro.

    now now oric your almost forcing me to run around and necro every thread in existence

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    Re: How to Necro.

    ...I think he would punch you for that...

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    Re: How to Necro.

    XD Who knew that my necro tutorial would gain so much knowledge Necro! My apprentices!
    Take that ya one-eyed, bomb-lobbin', cactus eatin', pot bellied, thug fat jigglin-chicken whoopin' big, back-stabbin lob-armed creepy spastic bloody, blind-eyed pashy little twitchy pickle-headed rocke- hoppin, potato-poppin' phony two-faced stealthy mutant bastard!


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    Re: How to Necro.

    How to deal with thread necromancers:

    Thread Necromancers are immune to conventional weapons, as they simply don't care about them. The best way to deal with a thread necromancer is to make a prayer to the Mods.

    How to deal with Forum Trolls:
    Contray to common belief, Forums Trolls do not have a weakness to fire, infact they grow in power because of it. Do not flame a forum troll, as you'll only make it stronger. The best way to deal with one is to simply ignore it.

    How to deal with a Paladin of Anti-Spam: They're normal members who have taken vows to fight the evils of forums in the name of the Mods. The best way to deal with these folks is to try and make the Mods forsake them, thus removing all their power.

    How to deal with a Mod: Give them cookies. Mods like cookies. Or beer. Or biscuits, we're not picky about bribes.

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    Re: How to Necro.

    What about cake Bloo?

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    Re: How to Necro.

    Cake just enrages them XD
    Take that ya one-eyed, bomb-lobbin', cactus eatin', pot bellied, thug fat jigglin-chicken whoopin' big, back-stabbin lob-armed creepy spastic bloody, blind-eyed pashy little twitchy pickle-headed rocke- hoppin, potato-poppin' phony two-faced stealthy mutant bastard!


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    Re: How to Necro.

    Quote Originally Posted by VoX View Post
    What about cake Bloo?
    The cake is a lie.

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    Re: How to Necro.

    No it's not, supposedly if you Noclip on Chamber 17 (or around about there) and go outside there is a cake.

    There is also a Portal Cake here.

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    Re: How to Necro.

    Quote Originally Posted by VoX View Post
    No it's not, supposedly if you Noclip on Chamber 17 (or around about there) and go outside there is a cake.

    There is also a Portal Cake here.
    The cake is a lie.

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    Re: How to Necro.

    Vox is right, when you get to the last chamber where Glados is, Noclip downwards and you can enter the room where all the spare Glados' light up and where the mechanical arm puts out the candle on the cake when you complete the game.
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    Re: How to Necro.

    Quote Originally Posted by Chazlene View Post
    Vox is right, when you get to the last chamber where Glados is, Noclip downwards and you can enter the room where all the spare Glados' light up and where the mechanical arm puts out the candle on the cake when you complete the game.
    The... cake... is a.... lie...

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    Re: How to Necro.

    If you se this guy on our forum, ban him, it's a troll.

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    Because the subject of the photo doesn't want it to be posted. If you have any problems with this ruling contact Chalex before taking any action.
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