Quote Originally Posted by Chazlene View Post
Two men are at the same hole on a golf course, they haven't met before, so are greeting each other. One of the men says to the other: 'So, what job do you have?'
The second man replies saying: 'Ah, well I'm a hitman, it's £1000 for a job, I've actually got my sniper rifle with me here.' The second man pulls out his Sniper Rifle from his golf bag and lets the first man hold it and look down the scope, who says: 'Wow! I can see all the way to my house with this, and through my bedroom window, where my wife is naked...with the gardener...'
Naturally the first man is really pissed off, so he asks the hitman to shoot his with and the gardener. 'Shoot my wife in the mouth.' He says, 'because she is always nagging at me, and shoot the damn gardener in the bollocks, because he's having sex with my wife!'
The hitman takes aim with his rifle, looks down the scope and says: 'You know, if I fired now I could save you £1000.'
lol it remids me of a birthday card
1 guy says to other while motioning to a contraption "whats that?"
he is told its 1 of them new ball cleaners
u open the page to see him washing his balls in it and complaining that there is no screen round it