Well lately ive bin hearing allot of these ''In soviet russia'' jokes.
so i figured to start a thread and every post some jokes like these
In America, you catch a cold.
In Soviet Russia, cold catches you!
In America, you can always find a party.
In Soviet Russia, Party finds you!
In America, you drive car.
In Soviet Russia, car drives you!
In America, You watch TV.
In Soviet Russia, TV watch YOU!
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
in Soviet Russia
Poem writes YOU!
In Soviet Russia cow milks you.
In Soviet Russia sword wields you.
"In America, you scam insurance. In Soviet Russia, insurance scams you!"
"In America, you go to mob. In Soviet Russia, mob comes to you!"
"In America, you call the police. In Soviet Russia, the police call YOU!"
"In America, You Got Mail. In Soviet Russia, Mail Gets You!"
"In Soviet Russia, Sign Reads YOU!"
"In Soviet Russia, Terms of Service violate you!"
so your turn!
Originally Posted by Phantom
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