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    In Soviet Russia...

    Well lately ive bin hearing allot of these ''In soviet russia'' jokes.
    so i figured to start a thread and every post some jokes like these

    In America, you catch a cold.
    In Soviet Russia, cold catches you!

    In America, you can always find a party.
    In Soviet Russia, Party finds you!

    In America, you drive car.
    In Soviet Russia, car drives you!

    In America, You watch TV.
    In Soviet Russia, TV watch YOU!

    Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    in Soviet Russia
    Poem writes YOU!

    In Soviet Russia cow milks you.
    In Soviet Russia sword wields you.

    "In America, you scam insurance. In Soviet Russia, insurance scams you!"
    "In America, you go to mob. In Soviet Russia, mob comes to you!"
    "In America, you call the police. In Soviet Russia, the police call YOU!"
    "In America, You Got Mail. In Soviet Russia, Mail Gets You!"
    "In Soviet Russia, Sign Reads YOU!"
    "In Soviet Russia, Terms of Service violate you!"

    so your turn!
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    Re: In Soviet Russia...

    In America, I'd find them funny. In Russia, I won't.

    I must have a shit sense of humour, 'cos I didn't find any of them funny...

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    Re: In Soviet Russia...

    In Capitalist America you can always find party, in Soviet Russia, Party can always find you! - That's the original and probably the only one that works. The proper name for this is Russian Reversal, just found this while looking for some:

    In Soviet Ravenholm, bed sleeps on YOU!!

    "If at first you don't succeed, spend a lot of money to have a professional do it for you."


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    Re: In Soviet Russia...

    haha love that pic
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    Re: In Soviet Russia...

    In Soviet Russia DHCP Leases YOU!

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    Re: In Soviet Russia...

    In Soviet Russia, claims direct sues you!

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    Re: In Soviet Russia...

    In soviet russia, statues shits on bird.
    Take that ya one-eyed, bomb-lobbin', cactus eatin', pot bellied, thug fat jigglin-chicken whoopin' big, back-stabbin lob-armed creepy spastic bloody, blind-eyed pashy little twitchy pickle-headed rocke- hoppin, potato-poppin' phony two-faced stealthy mutant bastard!


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    Re: In Soviet Russia...

    In Soviet Russia, wife beats you!

    In Soviet Russia, America reverses you!

    And one I shamelessly stole from uncyclopedia...

    In America, you watch big brother, in Soviet Russia, big brother watches you!

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    Re: In Soviet Russia...

    No the last one is the other way around.

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    Re: In Soviet Russia...

    Quote Originally Posted by ez64 View Post
    In Soviet Russia DHCP Leases YOU!
    NERDIEST JOKE EVER xD

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    Re: In Soviet Russia...

    I actually made that one up

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    Re: In Soviet Russia...

    Quote Originally Posted by ez64 View Post
    I actually made that one up
    In Soviet Russia, joke makes up you!

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    Re: In Soviet Russia...

    In soviet russia, america hates you!

    (Come on!)
    Take that ya one-eyed, bomb-lobbin', cactus eatin', pot bellied, thug fat jigglin-chicken whoopin' big, back-stabbin lob-armed creepy spastic bloody, blind-eyed pashy little twitchy pickle-headed rocke- hoppin, potato-poppin' phony two-faced stealthy mutant bastard!


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