how about some jokes? ill start

and englishman, an irishman and a scotishman are on a boat that gets stranded on a desert island. they find the natives who are cannibals and are given a chalenge by them:- "u must bring bak 10 of 1 type of fruit and then we will tell u the rest of the challenge"
so they go and get 10 fruit pieces. the englishman is first bak with 10 apples and they say to him "you need to put them all up ur ass without making a face or we will eat u" so he gets to the 6th one and then cringes, he is eaten.
the irishman is next bak with grapes so he does the same, gets to the 9th and starts laughing "we are now going to eat you because u made a face, but why did you laugh?" "im sorry" he says "but the scotishman is coming bak with PINEAPPLES!"