I counted six F's because I decided to read it v.e.r.y. s.l.o.w.l.y and thus probably screwed up what was meant to happen.

The woman is spinning right, which is odd, because like, under 1 in 5 left-handed people use their right side of their brain mainly. (Though all those statistic are kind of bull, because right-handers are meant to use the left side of their brain mainly..)

And yeah, the last paragraph is easy because i've seen it before on Brainiac.