Considering we then stopped off at a service station where he proceeded to down a litre of coke, it was quite funny. Shame, we never got to write "Mental Defect; Do Not Touch" on his shirt and leave him there looking like a spaz (not my idea but bloody hilarious though.)

Anyway, back on topic, any more names? I assumed Chaz made them up Bloo, because some were very British and hinted at it using words like Kettle and Tossers.

Got an idea: At The Kettle.