Dear America

[Bloo]

4. You will all stop raping our language. All schools will change to incorporate the actual language, rather than its bastard son that you’ve all adopted. Colour will be spelt properly, with the “u”, and the same goes for all other words you’ve managed to get wrong. Schools will try their best to increase your range of vocabulary, as re-using the same 30 words interspersed with “like” and “you know” doesn’t count as a proper conversation.

The Americans have a very good reason for the lack of U's. The Great U crisis of Oucht Four, thats why honour was spelt honor, and colour as color. It got really bad in the South, "you all" had to be changed to "ya'll" to save precious U's.

Still on the whole, there is a facebook group of this, that I am a proud member of!