coldnt get a 'funny' real joke so this will do xD

SANTA'S PICK UP LINES
1. I know when you`ve been bad or good -- so let's skip the small talk, sister!
2. Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
3. Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?
4. Some of my best toys run on batteries... <wink wink>
5. I see you when you're sleeping - and you don't wear any underwear, do you?
6. Screw the "nice" list -- I've got you on my "nice AND naughty" list!
7. Wanna join the "Mile High" club?
8. That's not a candy cane in my pocket, honey. I'm just glad to see you!