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  1. 23rd December 2008, 01:46 PM #46
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    Re: ATK XMAS Draw - FREE copy of L4D!!

    Here's another one I found quite good:

    A woman goes into her local music store looking for an old record; behind the counter is small young boy.

    She says: "Excuse me sonny, but do you have Jingle Bells on a 7 inch?"

    He says: "No, but I've got dangling balls on a 9 inch."

    "That's not a record is it?"

    "It is for a 10 year old."
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  2. 30th December 2008, 01:48 PM #47
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    Re: ATK XMAS Draw - FREE copy of L4D!!

    have a spamm of knock knock jokes ... all about christmas ... 1 must be a winner :P

    Knock Knock
    Who's there ?
    Wenceslas
    Wenceslas who ?
    Wenceslas train home ?

    Knock Knock
    Who's there ?
    Snow
    Snow who ?
    Snow business like show business !

    Knock Knock
    Who's there ?
    Wayne
    Wayne who ?
    Wayne in a manger... !

    Knock Knock
    Who's there ?
    Donut
    Donut who ?
    Donut open till Christmas !

    Knock Knock
    Who's there ?
    Oakham
    Oakham who ?
    Oakham all ye faithfull... !

    Knock Knock
    Who's there ?
    Avery
    Avery who ?
    Avery merry Christmas !

    Knock Knock
    Who's there ?
    Holly
    Holly who ?
    Holly-days are here again !

    Knock Knock
    Who's there ?
    Rudolph
    Rudolph who ?
    Money is the Rudolph of all evil !

    Knock Knock
    Who's there ?
    Igloo
    Igloo who ?
    Igloo Suzie like I knew Suzie... !

    Knock Knock
    Who's there ?
    Mary
    Mary who ?
    Mary Christmas !

    Knock, Knock!
    Who's there?
    Carol singers!
    Carol singers! Do you know what flaming time of night it is?
    No, But if you hum it we'll sing it!

    Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?
    Rabbit!
    Rabbit who?
    Rabbit up neatly, it's a present!

    Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?
    Arthur!
    Arthur who?
    Arthur any mince pies left?!

    Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?
    Wendy!
    Wendy who?
    Wendy red red robbin comes bob bob bobbin along!

    Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?
    Police!
    Police who?
    Police don't make me eat brussel sprouts this year!

    Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?
    Wanda!
    Wanda who?
    Wanda know what you're getting for Christmas?
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  3. 30th December 2008, 01:52 PM #48
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    Re: ATK XMAS Draw - FREE copy of L4D!!

    Thank God for copy and paste eh cillit
    Anyway when do we get told who won?
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  4. 30th December 2008, 01:58 PM #49
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    Re: ATK XMAS Draw - FREE copy of L4D!!

    indeed i want left 4 dead gif challex :P
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  5. 30th December 2008, 02:11 PM #50
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    Re: ATK XMAS Draw - FREE copy of L4D!!

    What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

    frost bite
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  6. 30th December 2008, 02:32 PM #51
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    Re: ATK XMAS Draw - FREE copy of L4D!!

    i only got 3 posts but cn I entr anyway??

    heres my joke:

    ww2 was goin on n the brits sent a joky xmas message to the french, it was a code of

    S370HSSV-0773H

    they cudnt figure it out so they sent it to russians hu coulnt figure it out either, so they even gav it to the germns hu said 'turn it upsied down'

    pleas give me the l4d i didnt gt much else 4 xmas (((
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  7. 30th December 2008, 04:00 PM #52
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    Re: ATK XMAS Draw - FREE copy of L4D!!

    Quote Originally Posted by MrAwesome10893 View Post
    pleas give me the l4d i didnt gt much else 4 xmas (((
    Unfortunately we don't do pity here at ATK, we just laugh at you instead.

    Sorry but rules are rules, stick around and get involved in the community and you can enter the next draw we have!

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  8. 30th December 2008, 05:04 PM #53
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    Re: ATK XMAS Draw - FREE copy of L4D!!

    Quote Originally Posted by MrAwesome10893 View Post
    pleas give me the l4d i didnt gt much else 4 xmas (((
    Gotta have 10 posts buddy.
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  9. 30th December 2008, 05:33 PM #54
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    Re: ATK XMAS Draw - FREE copy of L4D!!

    Solution: Ebay
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  10. 30th December 2008, 05:36 PM #55
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    Re: ATK XMAS Draw - FREE copy of L4D!!

    Better solution: Steam sale!

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  11. 30th December 2008, 05:52 PM #56
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    Re: ATK XMAS Draw - FREE copy of L4D!!

    Best Solution: Get a mate to buy a 4 pack and get a free copy
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  12. 30th December 2008, 07:53 PM #57
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    Re: ATK XMAS Draw - FREE copy of L4D!!

    I got two things for Xmas, GalCiv2 and an ant farm. And I haven't been mentioning it every 5 minutes have I?

    (I know I began a sentence with And, and I also know I spelt sentence wrong, BUT DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A F*CK!?)
    Take that ya one-eyed, bomb-lobbin', cactus eatin', pot bellied, thug fat jigglin-chicken whoopin' big, back-stabbin lob-armed creepy spastic bloody, blind-eyed pashy little twitchy pickle-headed rocke- hoppin, potato-poppin' phony two-faced stealthy mutant bastard!

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  13. 30th December 2008, 08:00 PM #58
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    Re: ATK XMAS Draw - FREE copy of L4D!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Vicious Horizon View Post
    I got two things for Xmas, GalCiv2 and an ant farm. And I haven't been mentioning it every 5 minutes have I?

    (I know I began a sentence with And, and I also know I spelt sentence wrong, BUT DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A F*CK!?)
    You look like you're the one who takes them.



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    Re: ATK XMAS Draw - FREE copy of L4D!!

    You actually spelt sentence right.

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  15. 30th December 2008, 08:18 PM #60
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    Re: ATK XMAS Draw - FREE copy of L4D!!

    I did? Bollocks. I can never get that word.
    Take that ya one-eyed, bomb-lobbin', cactus eatin', pot bellied, thug fat jigglin-chicken whoopin' big, back-stabbin lob-armed creepy spastic bloody, blind-eyed pashy little twitchy pickle-headed rocke- hoppin, potato-poppin' phony two-faced stealthy mutant bastard!

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