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[Calneon]

I'm don't understand your joke Trigger, why would you hollow out the head?

Anyway here's mine, I don't have L4

On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop said to the kid, "Nice bike you've got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

The kid said, "Yeah."

The cop said, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a taillight on that bike."

The cop then proceeded to issue the kid a $20 bicycle safety violation ticket. The kid took the ticket, but before he rode off he said, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

Humouring the kid, the cop said, "Yeah, he sure did."

The kid said, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."

[Chalex4]

I don't have L4

Haha lol, nice try .

Awesome jokes guys, keep them coming!

[Isphera]

It was just before Christmas and the magistrate was in a happy mood. He asked the prisoner who was in the dock, 'What are you charged with?'

The prisoner replied, 'Doing my Christmas shopping too early.'

'That's no crime', said the magistrate. 'Just how early were you doing this shopping?'

'Before the shop opened', answered the prisoner.

EDIT : Think of this as the beginning of the end for my WoW addiction.

EDIT2:
Q:Why is Christmas just like another day at the office?
A:You end up doing all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

EDIT3: Good idea - I wonder where you got it from :P

[Trigger]

I'm don't understand your joke Trigger, why would you hollow out the head?

Sigh phantom, please tell me that everyone else got, i thought it was rather simple yet effective tbh

Oh and ur grammer failed then, tut tut