It was just before Christmas and the magistrate was in a happy mood. He asked the prisoner who was in the dock, 'What are you charged with?'
The prisoner replied, 'Doing my Christmas shopping too early.'
'That's no crime', said the magistrate. 'Just how early were you doing this shopping?'
'Before the shop opened', answered the prisoner.
EDIT : Think of this as the beginning of the end for my WoW addiction.
EDIT2:
Q:Why is Christmas just like another day at the office?
A:You end up doing all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
EDIT3: Good idea - I wonder where you got it from :P





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