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    Rules of Engagement

    heres sum random thing i found ages ago but thought it was quite good and felt it had to be posted , Enjoy

    1. YOU ARE NOT SUPERMAN
    2. RECOILLESS RIFLES - AREN'T
    3. SUPPRESSIVE FIRE - WON'T
    4. IF IT'S STUPID, BUT WORKS, IT'S NOT STUPID
    5. DON'T LOOK CONSPICUOUS - IT DRAWS FIRE
    6. NEVER DRAW FIRE, IT IRRITATES EVERYONE AROUND YOU
    7. WHEN IN DOUBT, EMPTY THE MAGAZINE
    8. NEVER SHARE A FOXHOLE WITH ANYONE BRAVER THAN YOU
    9. YOUR WEAPON WAS MADE BY THE LOWEST BIDDER
    10. IF YOUR ATTACK IS GOING REALLY WELL, IT'S AN AMBUSH
    11. REMEMBER, IF THE CLAYMORE IS POINTED AT YOU
    12. ALL FIVE SECOND GRENADE FUSES ARE THREE SECONDS
    13. TRY TO LOOK UNIMPORTANT, THEY MAY BE LOW ON AMMO
    14. IF YOU ARE FORWARD OF YOUR POSITION, THE ARTILLERY WILL BE SHORT.
    15. THE ENEMY DIVERSION YOU ARE IGNORING IS THE MAIN ATTACK
    16. THE EASY WAY IS ALWAYS MINED
    17. THE IMPORTANT THINGS ARE ALWAYS SIMPLE
    18. THE SIMPLE THINGS ARE ALWAYS HARD
    19. IF YOU ARE SHORT EVERYTHING, EXCEPT THE ENEMY, YOU ARE IN COMBAT
    20. NO ONE SURVIVES FIRST CONTACT INTACT
    21. WHEN YOU HAVE SECURED AN AREA, DON'T FORGET TO TELL THE ENEMY
    22. INCOMING FIRE HAS RIGHT OF WAY
    23. NO COMBAT READY UNIT HAS EVER PASSED INSPECTION
    24. NO INSPECTION READY UNIT HAS EVER PASSED COMBAT
    25. TEAMWORK IS ESSENTIAL. IT GIVES THEM MORE PEOPLE TO SHOOT AT
    26. IF THE ENEMY IS IN RANGE, SO ARE YOU
    27. FRIENDLY FIRE ISN'T
    28.ANYTHING YOU DO CAN GET YOU SHOT, INCLUDING DOING NOTHING
    29. MAKE IT TOO TOUGH FOR THE ENEMY TO GET IN, AND YOU CAN'T GET OUT
    30. TRACERS WORK BOTH WAYS
    31. THE ONLY THING MORE ACCURATE THAN INCOMING ENEMY FIRE IS FRIENDLY INCOMING FIRE
    32. RADIOS WILL FAIL AS SOON AS YOU NEED ANYTHING DESPERATELY
    33. IF YOU TAKE MORE THAN YOUR FAIR SHARE OF OBJECTIVES, YOU WILL
    HAVE MORE THAN YOUR FAIR SHARE TO TAKE
    34. WHEN BOTH SIDES ARE CONVINCED THEY ARE ABOUT TO LOSE-THEY'RE RIGHT
    35. PROFESSIONALS ARE PREDICTABLE-BUT THE WORLD IS MADE UP OF AMATEURS
    36. ALL WEATHER CLOSE AIR SUPPORT DOESN'T WORK IN BAD WEATHER
    37. THE BURSTING RADIUS OF A HAND GRENADE IS ALWAYS ONE FOOT GREATER THAN YOUR JUMPING RANGE
    38. THE ONLY TERRAIN THAT IS TRULY CONTROLLED IS THE TERRAIN YOU ARE STANDING ON
    39. MANNED DESIGNATIONS NEVER SAY HOW MANY MEN
    40. THE LAW OF THE BAYONET SAYS: THE MAN WITH THE BULLET WINS
    41. IGNORE THE BODIES THAT ARE EVERYWHERE. JUST STEP OVER THEM.
    42. THE BEST TANK KILLER IS ANOTHER TANK, THEREFORE TANKS ARE ALWAYS FIGHTING EACH OTHER AND HAVE NO TIME TO FIGHT THE WAR
    43. PRECISION BOMBING IS NORMALLY ACCURATE WITHIN THE PLUS OR MINUS ONE YOU ARE STANDING ON

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    Re: Rules of Engagement

    Yes, very good witch. I think I will remember that next time I go paintballing.

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    Re: Rules of Engagement

    Why the fuck do you bump a near 3 month old thread, then delete my posts about it

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    Re: Rules of Engagement

    If you see the sniper, the sniper sees you.

    If you insult Chuck Norris, you just signed your death warrant.

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