heres sum random thing i found ages ago but thought it was quite good and felt it had to be posted , Enjoy
1. YOU ARE NOT SUPERMAN
2. RECOILLESS RIFLES - AREN'T
3. SUPPRESSIVE FIRE - WON'T
4. IF IT'S STUPID, BUT WORKS, IT'S NOT STUPID
5. DON'T LOOK CONSPICUOUS - IT DRAWS FIRE
6. NEVER DRAW FIRE, IT IRRITATES EVERYONE AROUND YOU
7. WHEN IN DOUBT, EMPTY THE MAGAZINE
8. NEVER SHARE A FOXHOLE WITH ANYONE BRAVER THAN YOU
9. YOUR WEAPON WAS MADE BY THE LOWEST BIDDER
10. IF YOUR ATTACK IS GOING REALLY WELL, IT'S AN AMBUSH
11. REMEMBER, IF THE CLAYMORE IS POINTED AT YOU
12. ALL FIVE SECOND GRENADE FUSES ARE THREE SECONDS
13. TRY TO LOOK UNIMPORTANT, THEY MAY BE LOW ON AMMO
14. IF YOU ARE FORWARD OF YOUR POSITION, THE ARTILLERY WILL BE SHORT.
15. THE ENEMY DIVERSION YOU ARE IGNORING IS THE MAIN ATTACK
16. THE EASY WAY IS ALWAYS MINED
17. THE IMPORTANT THINGS ARE ALWAYS SIMPLE
18. THE SIMPLE THINGS ARE ALWAYS HARD
19. IF YOU ARE SHORT EVERYTHING, EXCEPT THE ENEMY, YOU ARE IN COMBAT
20. NO ONE SURVIVES FIRST CONTACT INTACT
21. WHEN YOU HAVE SECURED AN AREA, DON'T FORGET TO TELL THE ENEMY
22. INCOMING FIRE HAS RIGHT OF WAY
23. NO COMBAT READY UNIT HAS EVER PASSED INSPECTION
24. NO INSPECTION READY UNIT HAS EVER PASSED COMBAT
25. TEAMWORK IS ESSENTIAL. IT GIVES THEM MORE PEOPLE TO SHOOT AT
26. IF THE ENEMY IS IN RANGE, SO ARE YOU
27. FRIENDLY FIRE ISN'T
28.ANYTHING YOU DO CAN GET YOU SHOT, INCLUDING DOING NOTHING
29. MAKE IT TOO TOUGH FOR THE ENEMY TO GET IN, AND YOU CAN'T GET OUT
30. TRACERS WORK BOTH WAYS
31. THE ONLY THING MORE ACCURATE THAN INCOMING ENEMY FIRE IS FRIENDLY INCOMING FIRE
32. RADIOS WILL FAIL AS SOON AS YOU NEED ANYTHING DESPERATELY
33. IF YOU TAKE MORE THAN YOUR FAIR SHARE OF OBJECTIVES, YOU WILL
HAVE MORE THAN YOUR FAIR SHARE TO TAKE
34. WHEN BOTH SIDES ARE CONVINCED THEY ARE ABOUT TO LOSE-THEY'RE RIGHT
35. PROFESSIONALS ARE PREDICTABLE-BUT THE WORLD IS MADE UP OF AMATEURS
36. ALL WEATHER CLOSE AIR SUPPORT DOESN'T WORK IN BAD WEATHER
37. THE BURSTING RADIUS OF A HAND GRENADE IS ALWAYS ONE FOOT GREATER THAN YOUR JUMPING RANGE
38. THE ONLY TERRAIN THAT IS TRULY CONTROLLED IS THE TERRAIN YOU ARE STANDING ON
39. MANNED DESIGNATIONS NEVER SAY HOW MANY MEN
40. THE LAW OF THE BAYONET SAYS: THE MAN WITH THE BULLET WINS
41. IGNORE THE BODIES THAT ARE EVERYWHERE. JUST STEP OVER THEM.
42. THE BEST TANK KILLER IS ANOTHER TANK, THEREFORE TANKS ARE ALWAYS FIGHTING EACH OTHER AND HAVE NO TIME TO FIGHT THE WAR
43. PRECISION BOMBING IS NORMALLY ACCURATE WITHIN THE PLUS OR MINUS ONE YOU ARE STANDING ON
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