Apple introduces revolutionary new laptop with no keyboard

[Chalex4]

With MacWorld 2009 under way, some of you may be unaware of the new keyboardless new laptop introduced by Apple. Here is a link for a video about it:

http://www.theonion.com/content/vide..._revolutionary

I want one, especially since I'll buy almost anything if it shiny and made by Apple .

For those of you who know how awesome "The Onion" is, you will understand .

[Calneon]

Heh.

I was about to write about how shit it would be, then I realised xD.

[Marshy]

The biggest piece of shit i think i have ever seen. Imagine writing out like an essay

[Colonel Mitch]

WORST PRODUCT EVEeER!!!!!!!

[Colonel Mitch]

honestly this must be Bullshit.... 19 minutes battery life.... scroll to your desiered letter and then scroll for the next.... scroll through a list of EVERY file on the computer, $10,000 for the 40Gb hdd comapred to $2500 for the 8???

EDIT: http://www.apple.com/search/mac/?q=macbook+wheel

theres a lack of any info on it whasever on apples site... hmm chalex trying to be funny

[Marshy]

ofc its bullshit at the end shoe goes 'In business hopefully then will use pc's instead of dicking around'

also the email has loads of errors

[VoX]

[Darkeagle]

19 minutes charge!

[Chalex4]

No way have only a few of you heard of The Onion.

For those of you that are obviously shitting your pants over this, it is a PARODY. They do loads of hilarious stuff like this, e.g. this too . C'mon guys, you have really surprised me here.

[Calneon]

honestly this must be Bullshit.... 19 minutes battery life.... scroll to your desiered letter and then scroll for the next.... scroll through a list of EVERY file on the computer, $10,000 for the 40Gb hdd comapred to $2500 for the 8???

EDIT: http://www.apple.com/search/mac/?q=macbook+wheel

theres a lack of any info on it whasever on apples site... hmm chalex trying to be funny

The biggest piece of shit i think i have ever seen. Imagine writing out like an essay

19 minutes charge!

You can't be fucking serious, I thought you guys were smarter than that...

EDIT: Haha Chalex, that flying car one is even better.

[D_K_Head]

I like the feedbag one, but this is pretty good too... Got to love onion.

[Trigger]

Hey its not all bad, could be good for driving games

[Calneon]

Haha yeah Trigger.

[Bloo]

We're just not used to you cracking jokes Chalex.

[Darkeagle]

Yeah ever time i make a joke on ts your like

" DONT DO THAT "