A Nice Chat

[Isphera]

MC: Its a flaming ninja!!!
ninja2.0: HOLY SHIT
ninja2.0: IM ON FIRE
ninja2.0: AHHHHH
ninja2.0: wait
ninja2.0: no im not
ninja2.0: dont do that you fucker
MC: Sorry

wollol: Ooh
wollol: Satan
wollol: I need help
satan: why
wollol: Some biblebasher is going round my street promoting the works of Jesus
wollol: I need to know what to do
satan: hide
satan: they are simple folk
satan: turn the lights off
wollol: But what about myneighbours
satan: what about them
wollol: I don't want them to succumb to the false tales
wollol: then I have to listen to them drone on and on
satan: best advice move
wollol: In this market? I'd be surprised if I got any interest, let alone an offfer
satan: if god really cared he's solve the credit crunch
wollol: True

This thing is awesome.

[Target]

lol that is pretty funny :P

[Vicious Horizon]

fag: hello
Big J: Apparantly, God hates fags
Big J: Being his son and all, I can't really do anything.
Big J: Sorry
fag: thats why i stopped believing in him
fag: cause if man was made in god's image, then why the fuck am i gay
Big J: Just because he hates you doesn't mean you shouldn't stop believing in him, Use the hate .
fag: i dont get
Big J: Wanna see me turn water into wine?
fag: sure
Big J: Got any water?
fag: yes in my fridge
fag: just a sec
fag: ok
Big J: Cool.
Big J: *puts water in jacket
Big J: *takes out wine*
fag: umm
fag: yea
Big J: It's a favourite at wedding parties
fag: thats why i dont believe in god
Big J: I mean, even 2000 years later people still talk about my tricks.
fag: lol
Big J: That wasn't even my best trick
fag: yea you are pretty overated
Big J: Yeah, I guess I am
Big J: You just have to pay some guy to pretend to be you
fag: ok
Big J: get him nailed to a cross

Hahaha, I was Big J (Obviously)

fag dc'd

shamhow: JC?
Big J: I'm Jesus, will do magic tricks for money
shamhow: you have 15 seconds to entertain me
Big J: My dad kicked me out
Big J: for watching porn
Big J: on his computer
shamhow: getting warmer
Big J: He kicked me out of heaven for that.
shamhow: you see
Big J: So now I'm living in down town
shamhow: i am GOD
Big J: Daddy?
shamhow: SATAN fucked my wife
Big J:
shamhow: yes
Big J: And... Made me?
shamhow: gave her teh clapp
Big J: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!