Here are a few I've found:
- Wikipedia's Homepage (featuring the "Museum of Bad Art" as well as funny recent events):
- Also, proof of life on Mars? LOL.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7976350.stm
- Flights to Mars from only $99 from Expedia!!
http://www.expedia.com/daily/mars/fl...d=Mars_home_us
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVZJPy_zpJE
Post your findings below.
Originally Posted by ez64
Online Dictionary removed 'gullible' from their site.
Take that ya one-eyed, bomb-lobbin', cactus eatin', pot bellied, thug fat jigglin-chicken whoopin' big, back-stabbin lob-armed creepy spastic bloody, blind-eyed pashy little twitchy pickle-headed rocke- hoppin, potato-poppin' phony two-faced stealthy mutant bastard!
Google also introduced CADIE (Cognitive Autoheuristic Distributed-Intelligence Entity), a major technological breakthrough and the first artificial intelligence tasked-array system. Google found "a powerful new technique for solving reinforcement learning problems, resulting in the first functional global-scale neuro-evolutionary learning cluster".
Then there's Google Mobile's new Brain Search, which "uses CADIE technology to index your brain to make your thoughts and memories searchable". You can use it to:
- the name of that guy across the room
- where you put your car keys
- why you started dating this woman in the first place
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWcM0wowUSs
To just skim over some of the other styff, there's a CADIE-powered version of Google Earth, better Google Docs and a 3D version of Chrome.
The Gmail AutopilotTM by CADIE is also really awesome, e.g.
The YouTube videos were flipped to improve the user experience. "The biggest part of the new watch page is the real-time disorientation you'll get when you've clicked on a video from the home page. The new watch page lets you know what's happening right now in your world -- and it feels kinda funny." If you don't see the change, just add &flip=1 to the URL of a video page.
Google code search's homepage is also full of LOL. There seems to be a new programming language called "lolcode"...
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In non-Google news, there is a new Grand Theft Auto called Harbour City, and the ability to "P1mp My Mount!" in World of Warcraft!1!!
Wow your going all out today Chalex lol
That's what she said
xfire.com have /b/ed out their website...
Not sure what you mean, but they've made every-ones profile The Hoff.
Link.
*That's what she wants to say
Take that ya one-eyed, bomb-lobbin', cactus eatin', pot bellied, thug fat jigglin-chicken whoopin' big, back-stabbin lob-armed creepy spastic bloody, blind-eyed pashy little twitchy pickle-headed rocke- hoppin, potato-poppin' phony two-faced stealthy mutant bastard!
Friend of my mum's came round this morning, he told us something that he had heard somebody's son had said to him mum.
The son calls his mum on his mobile, he says that he's been arrested by the police for drink driving, and is heading down to the police station to do a blood test. Obviously him mum is a bit distressed and a bit angry. A bit later he calls his mum back saying he's really confused and scared as he's having to fill out loads of forms and he doesn't know what to do. After a short talk with his mum he tells her he can't remember the date and asks her what the date is.
His mum realizes and hangs up.
Thought that was quite a good prank.
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Whack!
Oops did my banstick hit you by accident?
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Phantom has a banstick?
*Whips out the microscope*
Oh yeah!
(No offence
My banstick is not the same as my penis vox.
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No, the banstick goes up his arse :P
Take that ya one-eyed, bomb-lobbin', cactus eatin', pot bellied, thug fat jigglin-chicken whoopin' big, back-stabbin lob-armed creepy spastic bloody, blind-eyed pashy little twitchy pickle-headed rocke- hoppin, potato-poppin' phony two-faced stealthy mutant bastard!
mmm... Thats where he likes it...
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