Rat Attack!!

[Zealous]

Well, my dad looked in our garden about 10 minutes ago and he saw a huge fat rat sat on our garden in the sun :eek:. So he showed me and jokingly because me and my family do archery I said we should shoot him with our bow. So my dad taking this seriously went up stairs and got out his medieval crossbow he uses for archery. He went to our balcony and shot about 3 bolts at it, all missed! (LOL, what a noob) But the rat did not run off. Our next door neighbour was in her garden and we shouted to her and told her about the rat. She said she had been seeing rats in her garden for ages so she had put down some rat poison and last night she had seen 3 in her garden. So it’s probably poisoned. Don’t really know what to do now.

[Calneon]

Shoot it some more with your bow until you hit it. Then skin it and roast it over an open fire.

[D_K_Head]

Strange, I have rats in my garden too, under our shed. I figure they're harmless though, and they look cute running across the place.

[Zealous]

Shoot it some more with your bow until you hit it. Then skin it and roast it over an open fire.

Lol, what if it has rabies or something.

DK this one is not cute, it's so big i think it could be the king of the rats!

[Trigger]

Tame it so it can be your pet or hit it with your fists and gain 2xp

[Zealous]

Tame it so it can be your pet or hit it with your fists and gain 2xp

Lol, this isn't WoW or runescape.

[Trigger]

Lol, this isn't WoW or runescape.

Round of applause for Cpt Obvious

[D_K_Head]

Life is a game. Go grind your combat skills in a public place.

[Colonel Mitch]

Buy a new crossbow with a scope

Or a CO2 powered bolt action air rifle. There more powerful than most spring ones and can be reloaded alot faster with less movement to scare off things.

[ez64]

Bah all thinking too small, Live grenades will do the trick

[Chazlene]

I figure they're harmless though.

Wouldn't say that, they've got a fuckload of diseases.

And the best thing to use is a garden gun, basically a light weight shotgun, got enough blast radius to hit it when it's running, but won't blow a hole in the side of your shed.

[Darkeagle]

Il Bring ma dog round, Terriers love a Rat

[Mr.Big]

Bah all thinking too small, Live grenades will do the trick

nah, maby a flamethrower or an RPG

[Isphera]

Or develop a small nuclear bomb with a damage radius of your garden shed. Thats how you kill the bastards.

[Colonel Mitch]

Or you could just detonate a tainted Zero Point Module (Giles will no what im talking about :P)