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    Your age by chocolate.

    Don't lie, I can tell when you lie ;D


    1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)




    2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold



    3. Add 5





    4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator





    5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759 ..
    If you haven't, add 1758.





    6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.






    You should have a three digit number









    The first digit of this was your original number
    (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).









    The next two numbers are your age, amirite?
    Take that ya one-eyed, bomb-lobbin', cactus eatin', pot bellied, thug fat jigglin-chicken whoopin' big, back-stabbin lob-armed creepy spastic bloody, blind-eyed pashy little twitchy pickle-headed rocke- hoppin, potato-poppin' phony two-faced stealthy mutant bastard!


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    Re: Your age by chocolate.

    Yeah, seen these things since well, the internet existed.

    I faintly remember being utterly bored and doing the maths behind one of them.

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    Re: Your age by chocolate.

    always love problems and sort of math riddles like these, EPIC

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    Re: Your age by chocolate.

    Raged

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    Re: Your age by chocolate.

    The maths roughly goes:

    Step 1: n. Wooo!

    Step 2: 2n

    Step 3: 2n+5

    Step 4: 100n+250

    Step 5: 100n+250+1758 (or 1759, but I'll stick with 58 and expand on this bit in a second).

    Step 6: 100n+250+1758-Birth... year?

    For me thus, I was born in 1990 and haven't had my birthday so would go:

    100n+250+1758-1990. If you takeaway the 100n, the numbers on their own work out your age as 1758+250= 2008. While 1759+250=2009. That minus the year in which you were born get your age.

    And of course, 100n gives the number, fairly easy.

    As you can see, I'm not impressed! And quite bored as I'm willingly doing maths in my spare time.
    Last edited by Bloo; 6th July 2009 at 10:59 PM.

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    Re: Your age by chocolate.

    =(

    You make mystery maths sad.
    Take that ya one-eyed, bomb-lobbin', cactus eatin', pot bellied, thug fat jigglin-chicken whoopin' big, back-stabbin lob-armed creepy spastic bloody, blind-eyed pashy little twitchy pickle-headed rocke- hoppin, potato-poppin' phony two-faced stealthy mutant bastard!


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