In my defence, I was ever so slightly drunk.

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Last night I wrote this, why, I actually have no fucking clue if I'm going to be honest. But the title gives a reason why. Feel free to continue it if you *really* want to. If not, bask in the glory which is the C2G/ATK Book of Genesis.

In the beginning Chalex created the forum and shoutbox.
And the shoutbox was without shouts, and empty, and non-posters stalked the empty pages of the forum. And the Will of Chalex created a rules and introductions thread.
And Chalex said, let there be posters, and there were posters.
And Chalex saw the posters and they were leet, and Chalex divided the posters from the non-posters.
And Chalex called the posters Members, and the non-posters Guests. And the announcements and servers were the first update.
And Chalex said, let there be subforums for threads, and let the subforums divide the threads from the other threads.
And Chalex made the subforums, and divided the threads that were ontopic from the threads that were offtopic.
And Chalex called the subforums good. And there was lol.