ATKPS's that should never be attempted

[Isphera]

In a vein similar to asking for ideas for the next poll series, post up really bad ideas that are just awful, make us look like tools or just plain disgusting.

e.g. The ATK MBPPS - Most Bangable Pornstars
e.g. The ATK PPPS - Pedo Patrol
e.g. The ATK TWERPS - Totally Woeful English Rivers
e.g. The ATK BPSPS - Best Poll Series