Want to be on TV?

[Isphera]

I would rather cheesegrate my groin off, which would take some doing, since I have genitals the size of a horse. I also have knees of steel and a brain full of every single fact about Summer Glau. Although most of the above would clarify me to go on that show, I am not ashamed about any of the above, so I'm guessing I do not apply :P

And how fucking stupid must you be to go on that show? You get £50 and about 5 million people know never to go near you because of warts and mold internally growing on your pubic bone. Why not go to an actual doctor, who is bound by law to keep your identity private, and then go back to work and make the £50 legitimatly. With this show, you spend two days off work, which in this economy doesn't look great when your trying to keep your shelf stacking job - and without a job, how are these idiots going to buy their fake burberry cap and their pack of Rizla paper. And with the show, how are they going to breed like rabbits and provide me with fodder for my rage if no-one will touch them with a 3-incher, knife or otherwise.

[Colonel Mitch]

I would rather cheesegrate my groin off, which would take some doing, since I have genitals the size of a horse. I also have knees of steel and a brain full of every single fact about Summer Glau. Although most of the above would clarify me to go on that show, I am not ashamed about any of the above, so I'm guessing I do not apply :P

And how fucking stupid must you be to go on that show? You get £50 and about 5 million people know never to go near you because of warts and mold internally growing on your pubic bone. Why not go to an actual doctor, who is bound by law to keep your identity private, and then go back to work and make the £50 legitimatly. With this show, you spend two days off work, which in this economy doesn't look great when your trying to keep your shelf stacking job - and without a job, how are these idiots going to buy their fake burberry cap and their pack of Rizla paper. And with the show, how are they going to breed like rabbits and provide me with fodder for my rage if no-one will touch them with a 3-incher, knife or otherwise.

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[ez64]

I would rather cheesegrate my groin off, which would take some doing, since I have genitals the size of a horse. I also have knees of steel and a brain full of every single fact about Summer Glau. Although most of the above would clarify me to go on that show, I am not ashamed about any of the above, so I'm guessing I do not apply :P

And how fucking stupid must you be to go on that show? You get £50 and about 5 million people know never to go near you because of warts and mold internally growing on your pubic bone. Why not go to an actual doctor, who is bound by law to keep your identity private, and then go back to work and make the £50 legitimatly. With this show, you spend two days off work, which in this economy doesn't look great when your trying to keep your shelf stacking job - and without a job, how are these idiots going to buy their fake burberry cap and their pack of Rizla paper. And with the show, how are they going to breed like rabbits and provide me with fodder for my rage if no-one will touch them with a 3-incher, knife or otherwise.

Don't you dare talk about rizzla like that!