The ATK Office Roleplay

[VoX]

// Nice idea Hutch!

VoX: *Walking out of office towards the vending machine* "Grrrr someone must have bought a lion bar again, the machines jammed up!" *Puts in 80p and presses G6 for a Mars bar* "Well, time to rebuild my office ofter what Chazlene did."

Joe (NPC): "Hey, want a hand lifting that?" *Goes over to help VoX lifting a filing cabinet*

VoX: "Yeah thanks, want to go and grab some tea?" *Looks around for his England mug*

Joe (NPC): "Yeah sure, you ever going to get a new mug?" *Looks down at the England one in disgust*

VoX: "Yes, check this one out that I had made by our partners in Asia." *Shows Joe an ATK mug*

Joe (NPC): "Nice, what you going to do with this one?" *Gestures towards old mug*

VoX: "I was thinking something like this." *Throws the mug out of the window conveniently hitting the small dog that was kicked by Chazlene the day before*

Joe (NPC): "What type of tea you want?" *Stopping at tea machine outside Chazlene's office.

VoX: *Leans into Chazlene's office* "Want a cuppa Chaz?"

Chazlene: "I refuse to drink any tea until I get my mug back!" *Folds arms*

VoX: "Well I thought I saw Bloo with it this morning, but I'm not 100%" *Gets a cup of Tetley and conveniently forgets about Joe* "Good luck finding the mug Chaz!" *Walks back to his office just missing a file threw in through a random window*

[Bloo]

*Bloo in hazy half-awake view of the world continues to pretend to be working, actually typing gibberish and talking into an unplugged phone, there is a change of scene and he's floating on a cloud with giant elephant-men wandering around, one of them ushers him into sitting on a very comfy looking cloud chair*
Bloo: "Oh, thankyou very much! Wow, this place sure is better with the new decoaration"
Elephant-Man (NPC): "It's no trouble, would you like something to eat, or hot chocolate?"
Bloo: "That'd be wonderful!"
Elephant-Man (NPC): "Right away, after you finish your paperwork, you're three days behind!"
Bloo: "Waaah?"
*The wonderful heavenly scene suddenly snaps back to the office, the elephant-man is replaced by Hutch, furious at Bloo*
Bloo: "Bugger."

[Snerfs]

Daemon: *Through intercom* "Hardie!!!!! Cleaner Boy!!! Your new stupid dog went doo doo on your new shoes!!! Come and clean it up, im playing Spade Invaders!!!"

[™chaos]

chaos: "Hmm, I think I better get working" *Turns and notices there isn't a computer in the cubicle.* "Uhm...What the hell happened to my computer?!"

chaos: *Chaos gets up and goes to the Reception.* "Hey Janet, you seen my computer?"

Janet (NPC): "Someone came to pick it up this morning, Hutch sold it. We're desperate for money."

chaos: "And you didn't think to stop him?"

Janet (NPC): "Why would I?"

chaos: "Well you know, if it wasn't for me we would hardly sell anyway. Never mind." *Sulks his way along to Hutch's office and knocks on the door."

[Hutch]

Hutch: "Hi, go down to IT and get a new PC from Mark, its a Dell I'm afraid but we've got to cut costs."*Yells down corridor to Daemon* "Daemon, clean the turd yourself, it might help you count. Bloo stop staring and get back to work"

[Bloo]

*Getting out of the office as quickly as possible, possibly due to Hutch, Bloo wanders over to the coffee machine to refill the mug of coffee, on his way he yawns and looks at it, realising he took Chazlene's mug he bites his lip again and looks around nervously, noticing that Daemon is next to him and preoccupied playing Spade Invaders (the gardening simulator), Bloo places Chazlene's mug on his desk and walks over to the coffee machine, taking his own mug and filling it up, then drinks from his mug, he suddely snaps awake, looks up at the clock, realising he has a important appointment with the local church, they're boxing up the old organ!"
Bloo: "Bugger, i'm late!"
*Bloo rushes out of the building getting to the church, but Phil puts out his foot and Bloo trips over it*
Bloo: "Nggh"
Phil (NPC): "Hey Bloo, sorry, no leaving the office till five."

[VoX]

VoX: "Phil Bloo has special permission to leave before 5 today"

Phil (NPC): "Sure thing Boss"

Bloo: "Thanks mate" *Rushes off to Church*

[Snerfs]

Daemon: "Hmm, i s'pose ill leave the turd there, thats all he's worth. Anyway, *Over Intercom* Anyone up for a game of CSS? *cough* I mean anyone want to play a game which includes work?"
Mark Kreuz (NPC): *Bursts through the door* "BUNGEE PANTS"

//EDIT:This is Hutch: Oric is now Mark Kreuz (NPC)

[™chaos]

chaos: *Muttering under his breath*"I'd play CSS but nooooooo, Hutch had to sell my freaking PC." *Knocks on Mark's Door* "Where the hell is he?" *Chaos begins to shoulder barge the door until it comes off it's hinges, once into the IT department he takes one of the PCs.*

*Barges past VoX on the way back to his cubicle.*
Vox: "What's wrong with you?"
chaos: "Nothing." *Takes the PC into his cubicle and begins shouting and throwing things around inside the cubicle.*

[Chazlene]

*After hearing what Vox said about his mug, Chazlene storms into Bloo's office with his fists still clenched. After searching around for a while, he finally decides to go and check the coffee machine to see if had been put back. Just like Bloo, he catches sight of Daemon playing CSS in his cubicle, and marches over to him.*

Chazlene: "There's a T to your right by the way, but that sort of thing is going to cost you a cubicle wall... *Catches sight of His own mug* ...Is that... *Quickly grabs Daemon around the collar* So you stole my mug! You think you can play funny with me?! Say goodbye to you whole cubicle!"

Daemon: "Wait, what? It wasn't me! I didn't steal it! It was already there!"

Chazlene: "Of course... you were too engrossed with CSS that you didn't notice someone place it there!"

Daemon: "Exactly and well, I was playing Spade Invaders then actually...and you're standing in some dog faeces Sir."

Chazlene: *Looks down at his feet, with a look of contained rage on his face* "Right, I'm going to get to the bottom of this..."

*Chazlene takes off his shoe, grabs his mug and walks back to his office, Daemon can hear him back on the intercom barking orders at Hardie.*

[Bloo]

*Parks his car in the disabled space of the church carpark, Bloo rushes to the camera's and smiles a cheesy smile and shakes the vicars hand*
Bloo: "We're very proud to be moving this fine organ! Yes, if you need boxes, get an ATK box! With extra padding for rough trips!"
*Bloo, proud of his little public relations, shakes some hands and goes on a tour around the church*

[Hutch]

Hutch:*Over intercom* "Hmm, According to Chalex's email, we are going to need to hold a meeting to sort out our problems. If everyone could go to the meeting room please at 3 o'clock. Daemon, bring the white board. Nev, drop that sausage and carry these papers to the meeting room"

[Chazlene]

*There is a depressing groan across all of the cubicles after hearing this announcement, followed by Chazlene poking his head around his office door*

Chazlene: *Briefly grumbles about Chalex being lazy* "Right lads, you heard him, Fatal, get some charts and graphs made, doesn't matter what's on them, so long as they look vaguely important. Hardie, give the table a good wipe down in there, it needs a clean after what we caught Bloo and Janet doing in there the other day."

*Chazlene returns to his desk to sort out the agenda for the meeting.*

[Hutch]

Hutch: "My eyes still burn from walking in on their experience. Graphs that don't look important are very important. As important as the well being of our workers if anyone has any problems they want to tell me about in the strictest confidence can tell me without fear of me laughing. I'll only laugh a little if its really really funny, or if I can sell your story to some womens magazine."

[Bloo]

*Bloo arrives back at the office after his little trip, as he walks up, Janet runs up to him...*
Janet (NPC): "Bloo, they've called a meeting in the briefing room!"
Bloo: "What? You DID remove the video recorder right.... right?"
Janet: (NPC): "Err"
Bloo: "This day is just getting worse and worse...." *grits teeth and looks around* "I'd better get up there, they'll be pretty pissed with me being late..." *takes a deep breath and runs for the meeting room, dodging Phil's attempt at blocking him, Phil shakes his fist in anger*
Phil (NPC): "I'll get you, you'll see!"