The ATK Office Roleplay

[Hutch]

Ok , The shoutbox isn't the best place to continue the massive amount of epic lulz of the ATK Office.

If you want to roleplay about ATK Offices please do it in here.
ATK Ltd is a Box merchant.
If you want to query your position ask me elsewhere and we'll discuss/change it




Roles & Hierarchy:

Supervisors:

Chalex4 - Works from home, Head of ATK Ltd
Chazlene - Vice President, own Office
Hutch - Regional Manager (Only one region), shares office with Bloo and Spawn
Vox - Human resources, own office

IT Department:
Mark Kreuz (NPC) - Head of IT, in the basement

Employees (No offices, Cubicle or nothing): Nev (Intern)
Fatal
Bloo - Public relations officer
Spawn
Chaos - Advertising
Daemon - Accountant
eStevo - Box Seller
Hardie (Cleaner)
ez (Cleaner)
Phil - Security Guard (NPC)
Janet- Secretary (NPC)
Joe - Not sure what he does but it must be important (NPC)
Mike - Forklift Driver and HGV Driver (NPC)


Post what you like but it must be in character. Develop your character, don't start going "Lol I kill you with Chainsaw". Don't double post. Oh and Speech must be in speech marks and action in *. You may talk as an NPC if you please but please put in (NPC) tag. Only use NPCs at the top of this post. If you wish to join in later on ask me. Please spell correctly. You can talk as other Humans while in roleplay if it helps the thread along, but you must ask their permission first. Out of character chat must be done after a //. You need a // at the beginning of each line of ooc chat.
Also if someone has posted while you were posting, please read their post and edit yours so the story makes sense.
EDIT: The word admin needs to be supervisor.

Example:

Hutch: "Hi there Phil" *Picking up a cardboard box*
Phil (NPC): "Hi Hutch, you can't come in right now" *Palms Hutch in the face*


*BEGIN*

[Bloo]

// Great idea Hutch

*Rubbing an eye as he enters the building, staggers slowly towards the coffee machine, rummage around for his mug and takes Chazlene's by mistake*
Bloo: "Oh, hey Joe, finished that big project?"
Joe (NPC): "..."
Bloo: "Yeah, guess it was pretty hard?" *gets some coffee*
Joe (NPC): "..."
Bloo "Harder then my job... smiling for the local newsletter after giving the school boxes for it's move down the street isn't hard..." *takes one swig of coffee*
Joe (NPC): "..."
Bloo: "Anyway, see you later Joe, need to get into the office first otherwise Hutch will scream at me, again"
*With Chazlene's coffe mug in hand, Bloo walks off to his joint office, casually stepping over Hutch who is lying on the floor, then nods to Phil and finally enters his office*
Joe (NPC): "..."

// Public Relations ftw!

[Hutch]

Hutch : "Grugh" *Groggily gets up*
Phil (NPC): "Maybe you'll be nicer to me now, if you'd carried on walking you'd have tripped over a bin"
Hutch: "What bin?"
Phil (NPC): "This bin!" *Dumps a waste paper basket with nasty things in over Hutch's head*

Hutch: "Arghh, I need to file these reports! Phil, go ask Mark if you can play Yeti sports on one of our crappy Dells, get out of my hair." *Stomps into Office*
Hutch: " Good Bloo, you are in first, want a biscuit?" *Sits down in chair and boots up PC*

[Snerfs]

Daemon: *Slowly open the office door to find Hutch standing there with a smile on his face* "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, Hutch, god dam you. Well, i need to start work right away so move."

Hutch: "well, i was gonna ask you to get a coffee with me..."

Daemon: "Well i hate coffee any way so get off my back." *Walks quickly away to his desk and falls asleep*

Bloo: *Takes picture of Daemon asleep* "Ha, sleeping on the job ehy fellow? Well, i think its time for some tea and crumpets lads!" *He speaks this in a very old english voice*

Daemon: *Suddenly Wakes Up* "OH MY DEAR SWEET JEBUS, WERE IN £3000 DEBT" *Looks around in quite distress to find he shouted out what he meant to whisper to Hutch later* "Oops"

[Hutch]

*Cold Silence*

Hutch: "Bloo, have you had another stroke due to the stress of work so that you now speak in a victorian voice? Daemon wake up, go count your money like a J word, I need to know our budget for this month, I'm guessing about £0 because of your outburst" *Nudges Daemon, picks him up and escorts him out the office door*
Hutch: "Also this isn't your Office. You work in a cubicle"

[Bloo]

Bloo: "I wasn't speaking in a Victorian accent" *sips from the coffee mug* "I wasn't" *looks around the office then bites his lip, realising he was pretending to work on an off computer*

[Snerfs]

Daemon: *Bursts through the office door* "EVERYBODY LISTEN UP, Due to company loss of money since we started, it looks like you will get no bonus this year. Infact, with the money that was lost, you need to pay up so me and the supervisors can go on holiday. *Hurrys back through the office door so not to get stampeeded on by the employees*

[FaTaL]

FaTaL: *Runs after daemon* "You arse come here i want that goddamn bonus you here me." *Kicks a dog after losing the chase* "Bloody supervisors!"

[Hutch]

Hutch: "Bloody hell Nev, why do you keep letting that stray dog following you in to the building. I just recieved this postcard from Janet, she was in Majorica for her holiday. Shame she got back here before the Royal Mail Delivered it. I'm not going to talk to her about it, she scares me." *Starts rifling papers in office and tapping at the computer trying to find competitions on the internet to win £10000 to get the company out of debt and get a new car as well, shame he just sent £100 to a Nigerian and hasn't heard back yet and his PC is FULL of Adware*

[Chazlene]

Chazlene: *Sat in his office, isolated from everyone else, Chazlene puts his feet up on his desk, with his jacket hanging on his chair and his loudest tie around his neck. One of his hands is failing to twiddle a pen, while the other is lazily controlling the arrows keys on his keyboard. Looking around in boredom, Chazlene glimpses between the blinds of his window something moving. He gets up and leaves his office to investigate further. It turns out to be a stray dog. He wasn't that surprised, since he had heard Hutch shouting to an employee about it earlier. However Chazlene found the dog irritatingly small, and didn't hesitate to kick it out of the nearest window. He briefly went back into his office and, still standing, spoke over the intercom:* "Hardie, I've got a little errand for you, run down the park and find another stray dog, and make sure it's big."

[Hutch]

Hutch: *Walks into Chazlene's Office* "So you've heard we're broke, got any ideas on how to make a fat load of dosh very quickly?"

Chazlene: "No, not really, although you might want to take your PC to Mark if you've been looking for fast money on Google like last time. Google is NOT The Answer."

Hutch: " No, The Answer is 42." *Smiles a nerdy smile* "I'll get stevo selling some boxes"

*An hour later*

Hutch: *Recieves phonecall* "So eStevo, you've sold enough boxes to get us out of debt!!! Brilliant news! Chazlene we are debt free, yet we are still a bit poor. Someone get me some celebratory coffee NOW!"

[Chazlene]

Chazlene: *Gives a slight smile* "Very good Hutch, send Stevo up here, I'm going to give that man a free pen".

*Chazlene walks over to the coffee machine, and frowns at how many more varieties of coffee there are than tea. He reaches for his mug, but finds that it has gone. Clenching his fists in rage, he looks around, and kicks open the nearest door, which happens to be Vox's office, and stands in the doorway.*

Chazlene: *Putting on a Vinnie Jones voice* "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY MUG?!"

Vox: *Makes a pathetic noise* "Errr... I don't know! I haven't done anything!"

*Chazlene angrily grunts and leaves Vox's office, slamming the door behind him which causes a picture to fall off the wall. He then hurries back to his office and starts making a 'LOST MUG' poster in Word to put up around the building.*

[Snerfs]

Daemon: *Walks into the room with his head down* "Erm..." *Whispers into Hutch's ear* "I kinda mentioned the wrong £3000, i was meant to say £30000. I'm so sorry, were going to need more than boxes. Maybe we could auction Bloo off for a night to one of the office men *cough* i mean women" *Slowly walks out of the office door before Hutch can throttle him*

[Hutch]

Hutch: "Well, we are going to have to sort this out calmly and peacefully. Daemon, I'm going to cut you a new orifice!!!! Come here!! *Chases Daemon but just can't get him* "Well we are going to have to go back to solving the debt problem again."

[™chaos]

chaos: *Walks into the office and across to the vending machine and bangs a pound coin in. Yawns and realizes the coin has come straight back out.* "Ugh, we need to get this thing fixed." *chaos rams the coin back in and presses the C8 which is for a Lion Bar. It clangs into the bottom of the machine and 45p is launched out of the change hole. He picks the coins up and the lion bar and goes down to his cubicle.*

*chaos yawns and sits down*