Bloo: "Both? Well... I guess his wife did have them... a little, but.. wha, wha whaaa? Wait! I didn't... argh...." *groans* "And that pie chart is nothing to do with me!"
*mumbling under his breath* Bloo: "How do I work with these people..."
Bloo: "Both? Well... I guess his wife did have them... a little, but.. wha, wha whaaa? Wait! I didn't... argh...." *groans* "And that pie chart is nothing to do with me!"
*mumbling under his breath* Bloo: "How do I work with these people..."
Chazlene: "You're all of course wrong, this chart in fact shows the average size slice Mark down in IT take whenever Chaos' mum brings in one of her cakes. We need to stamp down on his gluttony, since many of you hard working employees are not getting your fair share. Right then, that's all of the agenda done, unless anyway else has a point to make?"
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chaos: *Very Excited* "Does this mean we get to kill Mark!?"
VoX: "I have one more thing for the agenda!" *Looks around at Bloo who seems to have overcome from his secret being exposed* "Janet is a man!"
Bloo: "Yeah yeah, very funny, sorry but she isn't, but you've been moonlighting at Allix and Co Boxmakers, don't lie Vox, i've saw you working there when I was sent to sabotage their boxes by Hutch"
*smirks and stares down Vox, forgetting Vox has the power to fire him*
Hutch: "Actually I sent him to spy on them to get information prior to your sabotage. We had to keep him there awhile after so he wouldn't look suspicious. And you guys weren't meant to hear that. Uh, meeting over. Go get your lunch!"
*Hutch and Vox bolt out of the door*
chaos: "Well, I never knew any of that until today, glad you arranged this meeting Chazlene, I am off to Subway next door." *chaos gets up off the chair and tramps across to the door and makes his way to the front door and Subway.*
Bloo: "Well, i'm off to see the Wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz, I mean err, i'll... go back work...."
*walks to his shared office and sighs, then buzzes reception*
Bloo: "Janet, can you come up quickly, I need you to help with me something important..."
Chazlene: *Shouting out of the doorway to Vox and Hutch* "Alright, come back here you two!" *Vox and Hutch nervously walk back with their heads looking down* "Listen, I don't want any spying or sabotaging of other Box companies without mine or Chalex's strict permission. You hear? It has caused too much confusion this time, and think of the damage it could cause to our company if we were found out! Meeting is now over. Right, who's going to run off like a good little employee and get my EFFING SANDWICHES?!".
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chaos: *chaos is walking back into the office with his Subway sandwhich, walking passed the reception he realizes that there isn't anyone there. He just shrugs it off as Janet might have gone for Lunch as well. He's walking past Bloo's office when he hears some whispering. He can hear Bloo's voice and Janet's. Putting two and two together he gulps, and rustles in his pockets for his mobile, quickly getting it out and switching the video recorder on he pokes it through and around the corner to video what ever is happening inside. After 5/6 or minutes so of recording he turns the recording off and goes back to his cubicle to watch it.*
"Oh my god!! She DOES have stretch marks!"
*Chaos quickly boots up his computer and plugs in the USB cable to his phone, uploads the video and E-Mails Chazlene.* 'Chazlene, I have something that you might want to see. Love chaos.' "Nah, scrap the last bit."
*He sends the email to Chazlene 'Chazlene, I have something that you might want to see, but be warned it may shock and offend you.'*
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Chazlene: *After an embarrassing pause when he had ordered someone to get his sandwiches, Chazlene quickly walked back to his office, to get his sandwiches on his own. He didn't know why he wanted someone to get them for him, he was going to eat them in his office anyway. A while after finishing his lunch, he noticed he had an e-mail from Chaos. He sighed as i was probably some more dwarf porn he had sent as a joke. After reading what Chaos had said in the e-mail, he cautiously viewed the attachment. He felt his sandwiches start to rise back up his throat.* "So she does have stretch marks..." *Many ideas and thoughts went through Chazlene's head, most of them including the word 'Youtube'. Many office pranks had been played on Chazlene in the past, was it his turn for revenge? But Bloo was one of his best employees, most of the time away with the fairies yes, but always had given ATK box merchants a good reputation. He decided to store the video on his PC and talk about it later with the other employees.*
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Daemon: *While walking around the building, he trips on an eletricity wire and his mobile short circuits everything in the building* "Hmm, this could be costly in the finicial department. If i multiply the times i get beatn today by the amount ill have the pay... *thinks hard while scratching his 1 eyebrow* this could lead... to me being in very serious trouble... or maybe even a party"
*Bloo and Janet, whom were bouncing up and down on a trampoline //what else?// were getting tired, after taking a five minute break he said to her...*
Bloo: "Okay, thats enough, we've tested it out, it works, Chazlene will love it for his birthday!"
Janet (NPC): "Yep well I better be off anyway, it's nearly five and I don't have to work late."
Bloo: "Don't remind me, Hutch hasn't noticed that i'm actually a week behind on the paperwork, I just stored some unfinished stuff in the 'done' tray to make it look like I had done something."
Janet (NPC): "Right oh, well, i'm off, bye!"
*Janet leaves the office, Bloo hides the trampoline*
Bloo: "Right, hmm... what to do... better set an appointment, Chaos' mum is coming in a couple of days and her cake is like poison... erk..."
*Bloo, as the office-day ends, only now begins to do any real work*
Hutch: *Over Intercom* "Too much noise out there, it sounds like a bed creaking, get back to work."
//Target, point out all the typos you can find, your is not you're by the way, and your spelling isn't perfect.
Last edited by Hutch; 19th August 2007 at 03:10 PM.
//1st day finished - next posts begin on the following day.
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