Internet Rock Paper Scissors

[spawnofebil]

Blastoise crossing the road, when suddenly...



A CAR APPEARS

[FaTaL]

Car crusher owns teh car

[Hutch]

Phoenix Wright owns the car crusher by suing the owner of the car crusher for destroying the car and prosecuting them for the murder of the occupant of the vehicle. This makes them bankrupt and in jail so the car crusher can no longer be paid for and ends up on the skip.

[Isphera]

Real attorney's are better. And this guy looks like an attorney pro

[VoX]

Judges have the final say.

[Hutch]

Hookers pwn judges, they have secs with them and then release the story to a newspaper or the judges wife.

[Isphera]

Cause without it, theres no prostitutes, and without them, there is no judges that have fun.

[VoX]

Thieves steal money.

[Chazlene]

The police catch the thieves.

[Bloo]

Chavs throw bottles at police and don't respect their authority, police powerless due to paperwork.

[ez64]

Lightning Owns chavs gold, and guess what Lightning doesnt care too much for Authritayyyy

[Hutch]

Polystyrene does not conduct electricity.

[Midge]

bubble wrap is a cooler form of package protection and has multiple uses

[spawnofebil]

Hand with lots of fingers to pop bubble wrap.

[Hutch]

Islam cuts off hands of criminals under shariah law...