100 Cheesy Chat Up Lines

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Is this is in order of increasing embarrassment or what? :P

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Not quite as terrible but, You know you're living in the 21st century when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is
that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your mobile phone to see
if anyone is home to help you carry in the shopping.

7 Every advertl on television has a web site at the bottom of
the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your mobilephone, which you didn't have
the
first 10 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for
panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward
this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9
on this list.

Had to edit out the Americanisms, cell phone, pwah!