Spoil a wish..

[Marshy]

The point of this game is to wish for something that sounds really cool. Easy enough, right?

It gets more complicated for the next poster, however; your job is to logically tell the person before you why their wish would be stupid. So, for Instance:

Wish: I wish i had my own jet plane!

Response: Granted, you could have your own jet, but it would be piloted by a drug addict, and you would crash into a mountain.

Then, you must make another wish. The cycle goes on.

Enjoy, and I'll start it off.

I wish I was a world of warcraft GM

[Chazlene]

Granted, but everyone would think GM stood for genetically-modified.

I wish I had my own recording studio.

[Marshy]

Granted, but you would end up earning £1k a year playing at Butlins.

I wish i had superpowers.

[VoX]

Granted, but you'd break so many beds having sex with your girlfriend.

I wish everyday was Christmas.

[Marshy]

Granted, but you would soon be broke.

I wish i had my own cinema!

[spawnofebil]

Granted, but all it would show was endless repeats of Pokeman movies.

I wish for a dish full of fish

[Hutch]

Granted, but the smell would make you vomit.

I wish for an aids free world.

[Marshy]

Granted, but when you have sex you would think will i get aids oh, no i wont forget a condom have sex and have a kid. The worst part is that you only did becasue you were drunk.

I wish i had every xbox 360 game EVER

[Hutch]

Granted, except the only discs that worked were the Gay porn games, all others were scratched.

I wish for a meeting with Rammstein.

[spawnofebil]

They spray burning custard all over you with a penis.

I desire to acquire a drier.

[ez64]

to acquire this DRYER you must first survive a 1 hour spin cycle.

edit> wish's for star trek TNG season 8

[Bloo]

If it happened, John Luke Picard would hand over command of the Enterprise to some other bright spark no one has ever heard about, rather like what happened with Jack and Cameron in Stargate.

I wish I could be the despotic autocrat of a small African country.

[Friend of Wander]

If it happened, John Luke Picard would hand over command of the Enterprise to some other bright spark no one has ever heard about, rather like what happened with Jack and Cameron in Stargate.

I wish I could be the despotic autocrat of a small African country.

Granted, but you would have the UN on to you more often than the post office strikes.


I wish I could have a cube made of Skips...

[FaTaL]

Granted, but then i would eat one skip, and oric the rest.

i wish that i could have more wish's

[Isphera]

Why have more wishes when this is a cycle and posts are unlimited

I wish people here would stop the food jokes.