Spoil a wish..

[Friend of Wander]

Granted, but they are vegetarian aliens.


I wish for a new computer.

[spawnofebil]

Granted, it's even older than your mum.

You know a bit of old mouldy cheese? I wish that's what you are.

[Bloo]

Granted, but then your only friend is a bit of old mouldy cheese, and thats sad.

Thats it, i've had enough! I wish we had another bandwagon to jump on, that was fun.

[Friend of Wander]

Granted. The Bandwagon contains a kareoke machine.



I wish that I was dead.

[Chazlene]

Yes, you wish that you were dead, but you're alive again now.

I wish that I didn't have such terrible wind right at this moment.

[Squizzel]

granted, but you fart so hard it hurts

I wish madmen in rags would beat everyone to death with half-eaten spare ribs

[spawnofebil]

Granted, the madmen are vegetarian (same thing really) and eventually join PeTA.

I wish I could play my pieces for my Grade 8 piano perfectly and get 150/150.

[Isphera]

Grade 8 Piano is for noobs. But Granted.

I wish I could use part of my brain as a computer.

[Darkeagle]

Granted you get a virus after looking at porn

I wish for a cheese and onion crisp JUST 1

[Hutch]

Granted, but its small and ends up in crumbs in the post.

I wish that the Ancient Greeks did have cars.

[Shampooeshanti]

Granted, but Greeks get frustrated and drive of a cliff

i wish for mail order bride, lol.

[Chazlene]

Granted, but she turns out to be an inflatable doll full of explosive gas.

I wish that I could finish making the ATK advent calender before Christmas.

[Isphera]

Granted, but she turns out to be an inflatable doll full of explosive gas.

Nice reference to Only Fools and Horses

Granted, but then this community would have actually got something done (This is not a serious statement and meant as a joke.)

I wish I had an epic flying mount.

[spawnofebil]

Granted, you whore yourself out for it and get AIDS.

I wish I could play every single instrument in the world ever, just so I can say bass sux0rs.

[Hutch]

Granted, but your head explodes with all this knowledge added on to your already fat brain.

I wish I had a dog that could detect cancer in people.