Spoil a wish..

[Chazlene]

Granted, but Frogmen don't exist Bloo, had to break it to you, sorry.

I wish I could play Empire: Total War RIGHT NOW.

[spawnofebil]

Granted, you fail all your A-levels because you're too busy playing it.

I wish I ad decent headphones.

[Bloo]

Granted, but then your computer blows up leaving you with nothing to plug them into.

I wish Red Bull actually gave you wings.

[Hutch]

Granted, but they are big flappy bingo wings.

I wish that God didnt exist so I wouldnt have to go to church.

[Isphera]

Granted, he doesnt.

I wish Christmas happened everyday.

[Bloo]

Granted, but you eat too many mince pie's everyday now, and eventually explode from excessive mince pie eatage.

I wish the real world had background music in it like game worlds do - it'd be a useful distraction during school.

[Hutch]

Granted, but cola contains carcinogens and everyone gets cancer and dies, everyone knows Diet Coke is the better one anyway.

I wish for a new watch. I feel naked without one

[Chazlene]

Granted, but it won't fit around your chubby wrist.

I wish I could actually think of a wish and not just sit here doing nothing when I should be getting on with the advent calender.

[Isphera]

Granted, but then this thread wouldn't exist and I would be doing economics work.

I wish there was a machine to do all of my homework.

[Bloo]

Granted, but it chucks out constant C-grade work, wait on second thoughts, thats an improvement. (jokes jokes...)

I wish insult sword-fighting was a national sport, engarde, touche! Oh that is -so- cliche....

[Squizzel]

granted, but you lose as soon as you make a your mum joke

I wish I was a buddhist monk

[VoX]

Granted, your now as fat as Buddha.

I wish that I had a wish to make.

[Hutch]

Fine but its such a good wish that you wish you had thought of it.

I wish you could buy diet coke by the barrel in a shop.

[FaTaL]

Granted, but your go as fat as budha

I wish for a new DECENT mouse witch isn't shite.

[Isphera]

Granted, but it would soon break, and turn shite.

I wish I could have a Musicman Bass.