Spoil a wish..

[Bloo]

Granted, but they're made by Bloo and filled with deadly toxins, you die while working off your stress. Maybe next time you shouldn't make fun of Bloo's (obviously) amazing craftsmanship.

I wish I had a Discombobulator, they sound fun, whatever the hell they do.

[Hutch]

Granted, but you lose all your limbs after the first time ( its a tad broken) and cant push the buttons to make it work again when someone you really want to discombobulate walks in which makes you upset and confused.... Meaning, you cut your arms off and are left with a really large heap of scrap metal, good job, good job.... Emo, at least the machine worked on you though.

I wish that chores were somehow made fun.

[Bloo]

Granted, but now everything else is boring in comparison, you become a workaholic and die scrubbing toilets, kind of fitting considering it's where you belong. Some thought the death was suspicious as you were lying face down in the toilet when it was filled with shit, with the scrubber rammed through your heart, but either way, when someone came in and saw you dead in the toilet, they immediately commented on your shoddy work.

I wish that Hutch wouldn't make the next spoil the wish post because this will almost certainly end up as a rant/flame thread, and really, i'd rather actually hurt him than make hollow threats.

[spawnofebil]

Granted, lewd pictures of him are pasted all over school walls.

I wish our TF2 server was more popular so I could actually play on it.

[Marshy]

You walked right into this, granted but then there would be no room for you

i wish i oculd get 100% on through the fire and the flames

[Hutch]

Granted, but now you have arthritis and you cant play the song on a real guitar!

I wish for a room full of human blood and organs, just for the sake of having one.

[spawnofebil]

Granted, the police come and lock you away.

In Soviet Russia, things wish YOU.

[Isphera]

Granted, but the USA beats the USSR.

Thus my wish is to own america.

[Hutch]

Fine, but you are now the hatred of the west of the world and have attracted jihad on your now stupid american head.
Congratulations.

I wish for the cheque to clear so I can buy my new PC.

[Isphera]

Granted, but they find that its fake and arrest you for forgery.

I wish that I never needed sleep and never evenr feel tired.

[Chazlene]

Granted, but you'd end up bored shitless after a while, or die from spending every night playing WoW for 10 hours straight.

I wish there were Celebrations' packets which only contained Maltesers, Galaxy and Truffle.

[Squizzel]

granted, the others go bankrupt and exact bloody revenge upon your kidneys

I wish for crates of beer

and oric.....you wear the wrong type of trenchcoat :P

[spawnofebil]

Granted, it tastes of piss.

I wish for gigantic dongs to rain from the sky and knock everyone unconscious.

[Isphera]

Granted, but they penetrate you in every orifice you have and you die of the shock discovery that you love the dick.

I wish for no political correctness and for it to bring back Baa Baa Black Sheep, and no homo Rainbow Sheep.

[Hutch]

Granted, but everyone starts railing on fat people again

I wish that I was pro at cutting gingerbread.