Spoil a wish..

[Chazlene]

Granted, but I already have 2,500.

I wish Chalex didn't go to bed stupidly early so I could send him the new advent calender pictures I've made...

[Isphera]

Granted, but then he would turn into a molestation monster. (This comment is meant is a joke, and is in no way meant to insult or get me banned)

I wish for a map made of just glass cubes and a massive pit.

[Hutch]

Granted, but unfortunately for you, this map is made in real life, and while inspecting it, you walk across, while doing so, you notice the shoddy workmanship of the glass. A foreman yells "Oric, your mums on the phone for you" and chucks a cordless phone towards you, he is a weakling and it doesnt go very far, but it cracks all the glass and you can see fractures. These fractures are growing towards you, you try to run. You stop running as you have put your foot in through the glass. A whole side of the glassfloor breaks off and falls into the abyss. You look down at your leg which is lacerated and gushing blood everywhere. While banging on the glass with your fists in anger (rather stupidly I might add), you break the surrounding bit keeping you aloft and plunge down into the now glass filled casam, which is full of shards of glass. All I can say is, maybe next time, don't hire Bloo as your foreman.

I wish that I had stress relief candles, I don't know why, but who knows eh?

[Bloo]

Granted, but they're made by Bloo and filled with deadly toxins, you die while working off your stress. Maybe next time you shouldn't make fun of Bloo's (obviously) amazing craftsmanship.

I wish I had a Discombobulator, they sound fun, whatever the hell they do.

[Hutch]

Granted, but you lose all your limbs after the first time ( its a tad broken) and cant push the buttons to make it work again when someone you really want to discombobulate walks in which makes you upset and confused.... Meaning, you cut your arms off and are left with a really large heap of scrap metal, good job, good job.... Emo, at least the machine worked on you though.

I wish that chores were somehow made fun.

[Bloo]

Granted, but now everything else is boring in comparison, you become a workaholic and die scrubbing toilets, kind of fitting considering it's where you belong. Some thought the death was suspicious as you were lying face down in the toilet when it was filled with shit, with the scrubber rammed through your heart, but either way, when someone came in and saw you dead in the toilet, they immediately commented on your shoddy work.

I wish that Hutch wouldn't make the next spoil the wish post because this will almost certainly end up as a rant/flame thread, and really, i'd rather actually hurt him than make hollow threats.

[spawnofebil]

Granted, lewd pictures of him are pasted all over school walls.

I wish our TF2 server was more popular so I could actually play on it.

[Marshy]

You walked right into this, granted but then there would be no room for you

i wish i oculd get 100% on through the fire and the flames

[Hutch]

Granted, but now you have arthritis and you cant play the song on a real guitar!

I wish for a room full of human blood and organs, just for the sake of having one.

[spawnofebil]

Granted, the police come and lock you away.

In Soviet Russia, things wish YOU.

[Isphera]

Granted, but the USA beats the USSR.

Thus my wish is to own america.

[Hutch]

Fine, but you are now the hatred of the west of the world and have attracted jihad on your now stupid american head.
Congratulations.

I wish for the cheque to clear so I can buy my new PC.

[Isphera]

Granted, but they find that its fake and arrest you for forgery.

I wish that I never needed sleep and never evenr feel tired.

[Chazlene]

Granted, but you'd end up bored shitless after a while, or die from spending every night playing WoW for 10 hours straight.

I wish there were Celebrations' packets which only contained Maltesers, Galaxy and Truffle.

[Squizzel]

granted, the others go bankrupt and exact bloody revenge upon your kidneys

I wish for crates of beer

and oric.....you wear the wrong type of trenchcoat :P