Spoil a wish..

[spawnofebil]

Granted, it tastes of piss.

I wish for gigantic dongs to rain from the sky and knock everyone unconscious.

[Isphera]

Granted, but they penetrate you in every orifice you have and you die of the shock discovery that you love the dick.

I wish for no political correctness and for it to bring back Baa Baa Black Sheep, and no homo Rainbow Sheep.

[Hutch]

Granted, but everyone starts railing on fat people again

I wish that I was pro at cutting gingerbread.

[Squizzel]

granted, but it takes you years of training during which you lose 3 fingers, half a toe and your nose....and you're still stuck in a factory making biscuits

I wish to take up the electric bass.....guitar for retards, yeah!

eventually political correctness will come full circle and everything will be run by black women

[Hutch]

Granted, but now you go to a special needs school. And everyone bullies you. YOU RIDE THE SHORT BUS.

I wish that there was an uncensored version of Charlie and the chocolate factory, the one where you see Willy Wonka trying to lure children into his kingdom for sweet sweet "chocolate".... but without innuendo. I want this as I cant think of a christmas present for Chalex.

[Isphera]

Granted, but then we would never see chalex on TS (Not that there is a difference).

I wish for Christmas.

Oh, and before I go...

I wish to take up the electric bass.....guitar for retards, yeah!

Bad move, we have several bassists in the community, myself included.

[Squizzel]

'twas a joke.....especially since I might well start playing......making me a retard too

and christmas is granted, duh! of course there's gonna be christmas

I wish everyone was a metalhead so they'd play decent music on the radio

[VoX]

Me and Oric are teh awesomeness bassists lol. Daemon plays guitar and bass too don't he?

Anyway granted and I can't spoil that wish, it's just to special.

I wish that my bass' wasn't broken .

[Hutch]

Granted, but to get it mended you do things no boy at such a tender young age should do, you regret those things all your life, until however, you meet Mike, your life partner.

I wish that phones could run around like mice on the floor

[Isphera]

Granted, but it would run away from you faster than a phone on Hide and Seek CS.

I wish that VoX's bass was fixed.

[Darkeagle]

Granted But Vox Comes to your house and thanks you TOO much

I wish That I was The best team fortress 2 player

[Squizzel]

granted, but everyone plays something else

I wish for broccoli soup

[Chazlene]

Granted, but it's pronounced broccol-EEE not broccol-EYE!

I wish I didn't copy Bloo and get amused by something shiny.

[Hutch]

Granted, But the Magpie king kills you for your treachery,

I wish that the cyst would just disappear ( I need a hot water bottle).

[Squizzel]

granted, but your hot water bottle bursts and scalds you

I wish the holiday work would just disappear....