Spoil a wish..

[Squizzel]

granted, but he's still useless

long live spoil a wish!

[Bloo]

Granted, but you die and can't enjoy it's long lifespan.

I wish for epic lulz.

[Isphera]

If it is epic lulz you wish for - granted, I give you a WoW subscription.

I wish for a decent WR on my Madden franchise.

[spawnofebil]

Granted, TLRs fall from the SKY and FUP while you can do SFA because you can't talk in proper English.

I wish I hadn't cut my finger doing the washing up.

[Squizzel]

granted, but instead you cut something much more painful.....

I wish I hadn't lost my jade empire CD

[Hutch]

Granted, you didn't lose it... but your sister has been wearing it as an item of emo jewellery for the past 6 months,scratching it against all her dog collars and emo spikes, do you really want it back?

I wish that I could become a qualified pyrotechnician.

[Isphera]

Granted, you go boom.

I wish for a law making WoW compulsory.

[spawnofebil]

WE WILL NOT PLAY WOW

NOW KINDLY FUCK OFF.

I wish WoW was seen as the equivalent of gaming crack, and anyone who plays it should be ostracized immediately (owait, it already is).

[Isphera]

Happily excluded.

I wish everyone could have been at the Oxford Academy last night for the Elliot Minor/Electric City gig.

[Squizzel]

granted, but we bottled them off

since oric sounds like he's beginning to obsess about things I will too.....I wish I was at a type o negative gig

[Hutch]

Granted, but its not a gig, its a blood drive. And being goths, they take a wee bit too much and not much actually goes in the bloodbag.

I wish that I could start the drums this week instead of next.

[spawnofebil]

Hutch-only faggots play drums who can't play another instrument.

What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

[Isphera]

Back on topic:

I wish for some Apple Juice.

[Marshy]

Granted, it will make your WoW char die for good

I wish that i got some kind of award for this amazing thread

[Isphera]

Denied, I own all the awards here.

I wish for a phone.