Spoil a wish..

[Paper Tiger]

granted, but you'd have a 25 stone hairy guy using it to stalk you.

I wish I had enough money to last me for the rest of my life

[Chazlene]

Granted, you have £1. (i.e. you're going to die tomorrow).

I wish that Hutch would learn the drums.

[Squizzel]

granted, but he deafens us all while practicing

I wish I was better at bass and playing in time was easier

[spawnofebil]

Granted, you become a drummer.

I wish people stopped playing sucky instruments and learnt to play something cool like the mandolin instead.

[Isphera]

Denied, you think the Mandolin and Piano are not sucky.

I wish there was an ATK band.

[Chazlene]

Granted, but Squizzel is the bassist, not you.

I wish that my shoulder wasn't aching for no apparent reason.

[Hutch]

Granted, but now its aching for a reason, elephants crushed it.

I wish that AIDS wasnt confused with helping people as in to give aid. Lol giving someone AIDS is a different story.

[Squizzel]

granted, but then everyone realises what you gave them wasn't help

I wish oric wasn't a spoilsport and didn't deny wishes......very unimaginitive of him

[Hutch]

Granted, the thread is about granting the wish AND then ruining it... not just denying it. But now Oric has stopped being a spoilsport on this thread, there will be many more terrible youtube video threads with a single line of text saying "AWSUM! SHIT BAND HERE!" or "Cool man brakes his face" or "American footinmouthball".

I wish that we could feed the animals at the zoo.

[Marshy]

Granted, they eat your hand (you saw that commin)

I wish that i had teh most uberist c5:5 h4cKz!!

[Isphera]

Granted, Hutch gives you his.

I wish for an awesome birthday.

[spawnofebil]

Granted, 15 rugby players greased up naked go round to your house to the soundtrack of pounding techno music.

I wish I had perfect vision and didn't have to wear glasses.

[Isphera]

Granted, but then you would realise how ugly how Charles is, and commit suicide.

I wish for music!

[Marshy]

Granted, but its that RnB shit

I wish i knew everything

Ok now a sub not some people are taking the idea of the game away for example people just saying NO of something also it needs to be a spoilt wish for that person example:

I wish i had iMarshy's looks

Granted, now iMarshy is ugly

How is that shunning the wish, i suppose it only has happend once but just a warning! *cough* oric *cough*

[Isphera]

Granted, but its that RnB shit

I wish i knew everything

Ok now a sub not some people are taking the idea of the game away for example people just saying NO of something also it needs to be a spoilt wish for that person example:

I wish i had iMarshy's looks

Granted, now iMarshy is ugly

How is that shunning the wish, i suppose it only has happend once but just a warning! *cough* oric *cough*

Excuse me?!? Have you seen some of the others posts?