Spoil a wish..

[Mr.Big]

Granted, but its only in your toes

i wish i had a spaceship

[Paper Tiger]

Granted, but some little chav fucker will take it for a joyride and trash it!

I wish I could be good at FPS games

[Nicknack]

granyed, but then you forget to eat and die

i wish i was a street hobo with nothing but my guitar and hat for coins to be put in

[Paper Tiger]

Granted, but your guitar would be very out of tune and scare people away and the coins you get would all be fake ones.

I wish I could ride a motorbike

[Squizzel]

granted, but you run someone over and then the wheels fall off

I wish I could get to sleep at night, argh

[Nicknack]

granted, but you fall asleep and never wake up

i wish that these wishes came true

[Mr.Big]

Granted, but then none of them do

i wish i had big box...

[Nicknack]

granted, but then you would have hobos living in it

i wish i had a car

[Calneon]

Granted, but then you would drink drive and show off to friends how fast you go, and end up dead because you played chicken on a level crossing...

I wish other people in this community played company of heroes!

[Paper Tiger]

Granted, but we'd all own you at it and you'd move onto another game and be back here wishing we all played that, then the same would happen again and turn into a catch #22!

I wish I had an Apache helicopter!

[Mr.Big]

granted, but the motor is dead

i wish i had a 37'' computer screen

[Isphera]

Granted, but someone sends you Goatse and you puke up your intestines.

I wish the American Football season started already.

[Calneon]

Granted, but then the American Football season would end sooner.

I wish this forum was more active.

[Vicious Horizon]

Granted, but then you get a flood of Trolls and Flamers.

I wish I could be at i34

[Isphera]

Granted, but Target puts goatse on your desktop. (he just did it to Freddie.)

I wish for a sports games forum.