Spoil a wish..

[Chazlene]

Granted, but wait until you see the pictures in the advent calender. :P

I wish had endless supplies of sushi.

[Squizzel]

granted, but now all the fish are extinct and everyone has to eat their goldfish

I wish I was a ninja

[Chazlene]

Granted, but you would be locked in eternal combat with a pirate.

I wish I had my own harrier jump jet.

[Isphera]

Granted, but technology ages, and the new VTOL jets will own it.

I wish that American Football was a national sport.

[ez64]

Denied just plain Denied, puff boys rugby. ^&^

I wish, I wish I hadnt killed that fish.

[FaTaL]

Granted, it comes back and eats you whole

i wish that oric would stop eating all the skips

[Hutch]

Granted, but you become so fat off of eating the skips uneaten by Oric that people think you are a whale and the japanese kill you!

I wish for world peace.

[VoX]

Granted, Mars is now no longer at conflict.

I wish for no more American hillbilly patriots.

[Isphera]

Granted, but without them, were would the New England Patriots come from?

I wish for FaTaL and Hutch to stop being dicks.

[Hutch]

granted, to save you the trauma we never were, but now we are so nice and sweet, you got diabetes just from looking at us.

I wish for lots of fireworks.

[Marshy]

granted, but you would be the star of the next 'Why we dont play with fireworks' ad

I wish that i died now.

[FaTaL]

granted, but then i call a monk up and he rez's you

i wish that Oric lost some wight

[ez64]

I certainly dont know what "wight" is but granted.

I wish I had ATK TF2 server admin rights.

[Bloo]

Granted, but then you'd play TF2 four 48 hours straight and die after you shit out all your innards.

I wish all fat people would turn into Mister Blobby or Barney the Dinosaur and dance in a field.

[Squizzel]

granted, but now you can't get across the field any more without being squashed and are trapped in your house

I wish France was invaded by chile and the French forced to make toy llamas, muahahaha