Spoil a wish..

[Squizzel]

granted, you fall off your chair and I stamp on your face cause I know you dun' want to sit next to me

I wish to be pished

.....and NWN is a good game

[Bloo]

Granted, but then you throw up all your innards and die.

I wish to jump on the bandwagon because i've always wanted to be a cowboy. Yeeeeeeeha!

[Shampooeshanti]

Granted, the bandwagon burns and you shrivel up and die

I wish for the first world war hero's to still be alive and fight in the middle east.

[Isphera]

Granted, but then Neo-Nazi's would keep hitler alive.

I wish that Hutch can't be pissed off by anything.

[spawnofebil]

Then all your insults have no effect.

I thirst to be submersed head first.

[Hutch]

Ok, but we leave you rather too long and you drown.

I wish an entirely edible world. Where metal is candy, and animals chocolate.

[Chazlene]

Granted, but you're a complete arsehole for saying 'candy'.

I wish that I didn't have to spend every Tuesday evening drawing old naked people.

[Squizzel]

granted, now you get to be painted instead

I wish I had a garden gnome

[Bloo]

Granted, but it smacked you in the face for telling it to turn into a "Shiny Earth Elemental"

I wish Oric was my gimp, so I could whip him with a chain and force him into tight black leather, ooooh yeah - shake it big boy!

(... This is not meant to be serious in any way, honest, except for the last sentence, and this sentence, oh hells and the first one- ahh crap, i'm rambling..)

[Shampooeshanti]

Granted, but Oric fights back and strangles you with the whip

I wish for a pie

[Squizzel]

granted, but it's made of fishtails

I pray for death with every breath.....

[Bloo]

Granted, but as before, someone pings the monk to res you.

I wish that to rhyme, would be a crime.

[Shampooeshanti]

Granted, but then you would be raped by rhyme police

i wish that no one was jewish

[Isphera]

Granted, but then the financial world would be in jeopardy.

I wish Warcraft was real

[spawnofebil]

You sad git.

Fuck rhymes, I want bitches and hoes man!