Spoil a wish..

[Bloo]

Granted, but you'd get bottled off.

I wish Duke Nukem Forever would cancel or come out already, it's just getting silly.

[Hutch]

Granted, but it comes out and has 2d sprites

(In reference to Orics post, its now Carling Academy Oxford, not Zodiac)

I wish for poverty in Birmingham.

[Isphera]

Granted, it's already there

(In reference to Hutch's post, theres two parts now - The Carling Academy, and the Zodiac - Get your facts right)

I wish WoW was a national sport.

[Squizzel]

g...gg.....g...grant....ed! ARGH!!! but you never make the team

I wish I was less bored

[spawnofebil]

MAY YOUR LIFE BE FILLED WITH INTERESTING TIMES!

I wish I made the GB shooting squad.

[Hutch]

Granted, but it bankrupts you travelling all the time, and all the saturday school missed makes sure that you only get Cs in your AS and A levels!

I wish to not be afraid of dogs.

[Bloo]

Granted, but now you're allergic to them.

I wish John Morgan (See Abingdon School) became the pope. (I'm hoping great things Chazlene, make it happen).

[spawnofebil]

Granted, he starts persecuting everyone who doesn't know the periodic table off by heart.

I wish people played pokemon ONLINE with me.

[Hutch]

Granted, but they are imaginary.

I wish that Oric would dress up as Blastoise or Snorlax.

[spawnofebil]

He doesn't need to, for Snorlax.

I wish your head asplode.

[Isphera]

Granted, but we would all be covered in Tomato Seeds.

I wish everyone that plays pokemon now would play Madden

[spawnofebil]

I'm the only one who plays pokemon.

I wish I was as long as longcat.

[Bloo]

Granted, but then you keep falling over all the time.

I wish all military ranks be renamed to names for sexual organs, personally, I think all generals should be called Nobs.

[Squizzel]

granted, but soon our army becomes a huge mob of green-skinned thugs with axes >.>

I wish for more music to listen to

[Hutch]

Granted, you are now a fan of Rammstein

I wish Breaking Benjamin broke up, and that they also tore up Benjamin with their teeth.