Spoil a wish..

[Bloo]

Granted, but ten years down the line, they get back together and top the charts with their hit song "Taste of Benjamin"

I wish that there was more ice cream in the world.

[Hutch]

Fine but the only flavour is "A Taste of Benjamin" and its red and browny with a hint of yellow water.

I wish for 60 cubic feet of cheese.

[Darkeagle]

Granted but it appears on top of you

I wish for a pet monkey

[spawnofebil]

Granted, it's called Benjamin.

I wish for your mum.

[Darkeagle]

Granted

I wish for a pet mexcain

[Bloo]

Granted, but he does your wife when your at work and she runs off with him with all your cash.

I wish for of all of us to sing Christmas Carols but singing the 'funny' versions!

[spawnofebil]

Granted, no-one laughs.

I wish I could walk into Mordor.

[Hutch]

Granted, but we misspelled Mordor, so you walk into murder, otherwise known as an alley in Didcot famous for muggings.

I wish D&D didn't exist.

[Bloo]

Granted, but then computer games as we know it will not have progressed, and it's not just "no RPG's" but no games beyond pong and perhaps peggle. Gods, someone really needs to read his PC Gamers closer...

I wish someone melded Stalin and Hitler's brains and put them in a giant ape.

[Chazlene]

Granted, but that's so obvious it's a stupid idea you complete retard, I mean, it'd be like World War 2 again crossed between planet of the apes, what the hell were you thinking?! Jesus Christ...

I wish for another roadkill to eat at the weekend, yum...

[spawnofebil]

Granted, it's maggoty and a week old.

I wish that I didn't need to revise of tests.

[VoX]

Granted

I wish for a pet mexcain

Thats my joke!!!!!

Sorry for the interruption.

[Hutch]

Granted but the Mexican shoots you Gringo.

I wish that Vox spoke fluent Vietnamese.

[VoX]

Ban nhưng bây giờ bạn không thể đọc thông báo này.

I wish that we had a government who understood the "little people."

[Bloo]

Granted, but the new PM is a midgit and passes a law that all doors should be four foot tall on punishment of death.

I wish that the Green Party was made up of aliens instead of vegetarians.