Granted, he doesnt.
I wish Christmas happened everyday.
Granted, he doesnt.
I wish Christmas happened everyday.
Granted, but you eat too many mince pie's everyday now, and eventually explode from excessive mince pie eatage.
I wish the real world had background music in it like game worlds do - it'd be a useful distraction during school.
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granted, but you did it yourself alredy
I wish that little kid haddent got in my way so i wont have broken legs over christmas
Granted, but the little kid would go push someone else into a road and kill them.
I wish I could be made of choclate.
Granted, you eat yourself over Xmas and then the rest of you melts over summer.
I wish for Christmas to be sooner.
Granted the result would be some kinda time vortex and would suck up all the pandas
I wish for everytime people went to buy pepsie max the fall thotough the floor like on the adverts
Granted, but cola contains carcinogens and everyone gets cancer and dies, everyone knows Diet Coke is the better one anyway.
I wish for a new watch. I feel naked without one
Granted, but it won't fit around your chubby wrist.
I wish I could actually think of a wish and not just sit here doing nothing when I should be getting on with the advent calender.
"If at first you don't succeed, spend a lot of money to have a professional do it for you."
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Granted, but then this thread wouldn't exist and I would be doing economics work.
I wish there was a machine to do all of my homework.
Granted, but it chucks out constant C-grade work, wait on second thoughts, thats an improvement. (jokes jokes...)
I wish insult sword-fighting was a national sport, engarde, touche! Oh that is -so- cliche....
granted, but you lose as soon as you make a your mum joke
I wish I was a buddhist monk
Granted, your now as fat as Buddha.
I wish that I had a wish to make.
Fine but its such a good wish that you wish you had thought of it.
I wish you could buy diet coke by the barrel in a shop.
Granted, but your go as fat as budha
I wish for a new DECENT mouse witch isn't shite.
No Chocolate for you now bitch!
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