Spoil a wish..

[Chazlene]

Granted, but the cheese has a tumor growing on it!

I wish for a flanger for my guitar.

[Hutch]

Granted,you get the flanger for your guitar, but as you are opening its box your little brothers break up your guitar stuff, Peter the strings on your electric guitar, Joe the amp and the youngest one barfs inside the acoustic guitar.

I wish for another TF2 server.

[spawnofebil]

It's boxkiller 24/7.

I want a plant full of ants (it doesn't rhyme this time )

[Isphera]

Granted, but the box would break and the ants will eat you alive

I wish for everyone else to get World in Conflict.

[spawnofebil]

They download haxxed copies for free while you had to pay for it.

I hunger for a younger plunger.

[FaTaL]

granted, but you are then Michal Jackson's brother.

I wish that i was a female

[Shampooeshanti]

Granted. you already where one

i wish for peace and normal well being.

[Chazlene]

Granted, but then western civilization wouldn't be able to get any oil.

I wish that Bloo wanted to make a Neverwinter Nights 2 mod rather than a Neverwinter Nights 1 mod (hint).

[Bloo]

Granted, but he does it by himself and makes it singleplayer.

I wish FaTaL was female as well.

[Hutch]

Granted, but the stench of fish becomes too apparent.

I wish for free ice cream.

[spawnofebil]

You eat so much you get fat(ter)

I yearn to learn to burn.

[Squizzel]

granted, but you drop the match on your penis

I wish my MTW2 CD worked

[Isphera]

Granted, but then you wouldnt play NWN any more, which means I cant mock you for it (This is meant as a joke and are no harsh feeling meant towards Squizzel)

I wish I was a woman. (Jumping on the bandwagon.)

[ez64]

oops wrong thread Ignore, sorry

[Chazlene]

Granted, but then you'd be on the bandwagon and would piss off me for being unoriginal.

I wish that right now I wasn't sitting at a desk on a crappy mac laptop with Squizzel next to me.