Spoil a wish..

[Hutch]

Granted, but completing my first guitar lesson book wont get you far in life,

I wish for a giant man eating lizard from Japan (preferrably with non-anime eyes, it wouldn't look as scary)

[Vicious Horizon]

Granted, It eats you.

I wish i knew what to wish for..

[Isphera]

Granted, but then you know nothing.

I wish I was a mob boss.

(Spawn conveniently forgot to mention that I also live in Abingdon)

[spawnofebil]

Hey, some people like to keep things private online, so I only gave out information about myself (you'll note I left out specific details about everyone else).

[Isphera]

But you forgot to mention that I live around you also.

Just wish for something damnit.

[Hutch]

RIGHT YOU FUCKING CUNTS, KEEP THE ARGUING DOWN k? Keep to topic.

Granted, Oric is a mob boss, for 5 mins before someone kneecaps him and watches him crawl around trying to escape before giving him a chelsea grin and a kerbstomp.

I wish that if you are going to be bitchy do it more subtley, all of you (me included).

[Bloo]

Granted WE WILL NOT PLAY WOW


NOW KINDLY FUCK OFF.

Fucking spoilt brat...
subtle enough? ;p


I wish for a miniature giant space hamster called Boo.

[Isphera]

Granted, but you have no space suit, so it either dies or you die from lack of a space suit and your head goes pop.

I wish compromise could be met at all situations (Not what you could normally expect to come form my mouth, but there we are - I can accept some mid ground )

[Hutch]

Granted, But you have to suck cock all your life as part of the deal, as you sold your soul to Whorecraft.

I wish for lactose intolerant fat children.

[spawnofebil]

Granted, I gain weight and move to your house.

I wish for a race of alcohol intolerant lactose intolerant swotty short yellow slitty-eyed clever children to take over the world.

[Isphera]

Denied, my kids get there first.

I wish for Super Bowl tickets.

[Squizzel]

granted......but you paid £20,000 for them and then you lost them

I wish for an army of ninja llamas

[Hutch]

Granted, but they fail to take your orders and just spit poison at you all the time.

I wish for an offline version of the whole internet (on a disc).

[Chazlene]

Granted, but the disc is effin' hooj, about the size of a flying saucer, and won't fit in any disc drive.

I wish that COD4 maps were bigger.

[Bloo]

Granted, but they didn't have enough time to enlarge the SAS maps, so you're stuck playing Marines or Arabs now.

I wish Martydom didn't work when you knifed the guy...