Spoil a wish..

[Hutch]

Granted, but you break your dick off while wanking.

I wish for some glow-stix , with an X!

[Isphera]

Granted, but its XXX Ultra Gay, and you are violated and scarred for life.

I wish to know how to change the subtitle under my name in the forum - I did subscribe after all

[Hutch]

Granted, read the offtopic hint in the psychology thread

I wish I had my moderator back.

[Bloo]

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Granted, but its XXX Ultra Gay, and you are violated and scarred for life.

I wish to know how to change the subtitle under my name in the forum - I did subscribe after all

// User CP -> Edit Profile. It should be somwhere near the top I think. (£7.50+ I think).

Granted, but Chalex removes all the moderator powers anyway, so all you get is a green name.

I wish my driving instructor wasn't some an idle bastard and actually turned up on time.

[Marshy]

Granted, he turns up on time but forgot the car.

I wish i had a 70 shaman and diddent have to go through the long grind on malestrom server again

[Isphera]

Granted, but you used a bot program and get banned, forcing you live it through again.

I wish I wasn't an ice cube right now.

[Chazlene]

Granted, you melt and become a pathetic puddle of water.

I wish my sheepdog had more than just 5 puppies so I could keep one as the ATK mascot.

[Hutch]

Granted, but as you fucked it for the extra puppy, its a weird hybrid pup with freaky muffin hair do.

I wish for new headphones.

[Isphera]

Granted, but they emit powerful microwaves and fry your brain into a gooey, tasty snack.

I wish for time and space.

(NB - Since this is a answer when you have one thread, this cannot be considered a necro)

[Chazlene]

Granted, but then you'd be Doctor Who and get followed about by really shit actresses.

I wish that Stoneleigh Park wasn't far away from everyone.

[Hutch]

Granted, but now its in your backgarden.. and it holds other conventions, like the iEmo series, the fat nudist convention and numerous Anime conventions.

I wish that Chalex would allow EZ64 2 PCs at i34

[VoX]

Granted, he uses your desk so you can't go.

I wish that life was fair.

[Isphera]

Granted, but then I would be thin and an NFL superstar, which would make the world implode.

I wish for lol.

[Chazlene]

Granted, but Rofl.

I wish you weren't all complete arseholes.

[Isphera]

Granted, but then we wouldn't have epic debates on TS.

I wish to be a level 100 centre on Goal Line Blitz.