Spoil a wish..

[Mr.Big]

granted, but when you teleported your ass switched to the front and the dingy to the back.

i wish i had a big shiny gun (that never jams u bastards )

[Trigger]

Granted, but no one has the correct bullets

I wish i could go Skiing every day

[Marshy]

You get bored after day 1

I wish left 4 dead was out now

[Vicious Horizon]

Granted, they release Milestone 1 and there is just wireframe.

I wish I had enough money for a new computer.

[VoX]

Granted, you do, the computer costs £60 and is Dell.

I wish for Christmas to be here sooner.

[D_K_Head]

granted, but your presents consist of chunks of non renewable fuel, a large pile of socks, and a giftcard redeemable for £10 at your local mothercare store.

I wish there was no such thing as a timezone.

[Target]

World wide chaos occurs, trains and planes are even further delayed than usual.

I no one else had any wishes but me muhahahahaha

[D_K_Head]

granted, but you wish for a hooker, one thing leads to another, and the world gets 'accidently' destroyed.

I wish I had a few hundred quid for every wish made ever.

[Marshy]

Granted but you find yourself investing them all in Woolworth's

I wish i could use my new computer now!

[Vicious Horizon]

Granted, but you crash it by downloading viruses from your local porn site.

I wish that I had bought xmas preents earlier.

[VoX]

Granted, you become a Johava's Witness.

I wish this thread would stop being necroed.

[Vicious Horizon]

Granted, then you realise that the post above mine was less than a week old ;D

I wish that I actually could be bothered to go and get some presents for my family.

[Target]

But then u realise that if u give them money they can get 300times more in the sales.

I wish it would snow

[Vicious Horizon]

Granted, your roof collapses in your sleep and you die

I wish I wasn't so damned tired *yawn*

[Marshy]

You sleep and never wake up

I wish this thread lasts forever!