Spoil a wish..

[Marshy]

Granted, but you dont have any parents now.

I wish i owned playboy mannor

[Isphera]

Granted, but your balls would dry up within 2 years.

I wish the US just nuked all these war places to be done with it.

[Marshy]

Granted but peace protesters would go on a rampage killing every american american football team ever for there violance.

I wish that i have the best computor ever.

[FaTaL]

Granted, but then it explodes because it cant take your gash games

I wish that i was a man, bear, pig.