Granted, but it smacked you in the face for telling it to turn into a "Shiny Earth Elemental"

I wish Oric was my gimp, so I could whip him with a chain and force him into tight black leather, ooooh yeah - shake it big boy!

(... This is not meant to be serious in any way, honest, except for the last sentence, and this sentence, oh hells and the first one- ahh crap, i'm rambling..)