Spoil a wish..

[Isphera]

Granted, but then you would be a M2TW Whore, like im a WoW Whore.

I wish Devin Hester played for the vikings.

(Watch the below video, there are two TD's, so skip to halfway after the first.)

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[Hutch]

Fine, but he would get killed in battle with a stray axe, wasting all of his talent (Is there any?)

I wish that WoW failed and lost all of its subscribers and servers and it couldnt be ressurected as it broke everyone's game.

[Squizzel]

granted, but then they'd all play good games, and we don't want them on our games

I wish I lived in Finnland

[spawnofebil]

Granted, your balls freeze off and you get confused trying to learn the language.

I wish Oric stops posting retarded videos about things no-one cares about.

[Bloo]

Granted, just plain f**king granted damnit.

I wish the entire world was a black and white detective movie - with me as the detective of course.

[Squizzel]

granted, but for epicness they end the series with your death

I wish for a cuppa

[Bloo]

Granted, but the dimwit who made it used coffee not tea.

I wish I didn't just make a wish.

[spawnofebil]

THE WORLD IMPLODES.

I wish for colourless green dreams to sleep furiously.

[Squizzel]

granted, but you probably have to be high to even know what that looks like, let alone see it

I wish I could think of a wish....

[Shampooeshanti]

Granted, but you die of aids trying.

I wish for a PS3/wii/xbox360 all in one.

[Bloo]

Granted, but it's as easy to develop games on as the PS3, overheats and breaks as much as the Xbox 360, and is as crap for shooters and drivers as the Wii.

[Bloo]

I wish I didn't forget to make a wish by the way... eek...

[Hutch]

Granted, but we still beat the shit out of you.

I wish that my PC could actually run MSN stably.

[Isphera]

Granted, but then you would plague the world via spam.

I wish Cobra Starship toured to the Oxford Zodiac.

[VoX]

Granted, but they get bottled off.

I wish that my band learned Don't Let The Bells End in time for the last assembly of the year before Christmas.