Spoil a wish..

[Isphera]

Denied, Id rip the sock puppet at just the sight of my penis.

I wish Hutch would let me headbutt him more.

[Friend of Wander]

Granted. Hutch headbutts through into your stomach, down into your penis and impregnates the woman you also happened to be sleeping with at the time.


I wish for a nicer skin for this forum.

[Snerfs]

Granted, but the new skin would turn into a black hole and suck you in... shame... lol

I wish Hutch would be friendlier...

[Hutch]

granted, he always is friendly

I wish that Sandstorm would actually listen to my advice and stfu.

[Bloo]

Granted, but then he also headbutts everyone all the time as well.

I wish that Hutch and Oric would stop bickering and just have a fight to the death to determine who's 'better'.

[Chazlene]

Granted, but one of them would win.

I wish all of our chickens weren't completely useless and actually laid summat.

[Isphera]

Granted, they would lay up a three pointer in a chicken basketball game.

I wish hutch would stop giving crap advice and GTFO.

[spawnofebil]

FFS stop bickering. You're like a pair of old ladies.

I wish everyone sat down in front of a campfire and sang kum-bi-yah.

[Bloo]

Granted, but it sounds awful because none of us can sing and are even worse at singing in time.

I wish the ATK bomb symbol looked less like a pervert. (don't hurt me Chazlene!)

[Snerfs]

Granted, but charlie goes balistic and bans you from forums

I wish that ATK would start up a clan of its own, but like ATK = Aim To Kamp or summat, hehe

[Bloo]

Granted, but that suggestion killed this thread, so minus ten points to you.

I wish a giant frogman would hug Chazlene, it'd make me laugh.

[Chazlene]

Granted, but Frogmen don't exist Bloo, had to break it to you, sorry.

I wish I could play Empire: Total War RIGHT NOW.

[spawnofebil]

Granted, you fail all your A-levels because you're too busy playing it.

I wish I ad decent headphones.

[Bloo]

Granted, but then your computer blows up leaving you with nothing to plug them into.

I wish Red Bull actually gave you wings.

[Hutch]

Granted, but they are big flappy bingo wings.

I wish that God didnt exist so I wouldnt have to go to church.